[Plankton]

Ran a new add last night got a lead form from some tit head Bruno borat. Can't upload the photo so his address is house of parliament London and wants a two weekly clean and his preferred payment is cash (from the questionnaire) his email address is f**kyou@hotmail.com and his number is +447919852321
Small picture attached with someone dressed in some gay martial arts costume with a Soltire draped over the door of the gym room behind them.
Problem is my preference for payment is by direct debit and I'd rather stick to Bearsden or at a push Bishopbriggs which is where this is advertised and they clearly don't know that wfp keeps the windows cleaner for longer. These two weekly cleans... I give up telling them!

[CleanClear]

Ran a new add last night got a lead form from some tit head Bruno borat. Can't upload the photo so his address is house of parliament London and wants a two weekly clean and his preferred payment is cash (from the questionnaire) his email address is f**kyou@hotmail.com and his number is +447919852321
Small picture attached with someone dressed in some gay martial arts costume with a Soltire draped over the door of the gym room behind them.
Problem is my preference for payment is by direct debit and I'd rather stick to Bearsden or at a push Bishopbriggs which is where this is advertised and they clearly don't know that wfp keeps the windows cleaner for longer. These two weekly cleans... I give up telling them!

You keep telling a guy named Bruno Borat you want direct debit and wfp keeps the windows cleaner for longer ?

[Plankton]

Ran a new add last night got a lead form from some tit head Bruno borat. Can't upload the photo so his address is house of parliament London and wants a two weekly clean and his preferred payment is cash (from the questionnaire) his email address is f**kyou@hotmail.com and his number is +447919852321
Small picture attached with someone dressed in some gay martial arts costume with a Soltire draped over the door of the gym room behind them.
Problem is my preference for payment is by direct debit and I'd rather stick to Bearsden or at a push Bishopbriggs which is where this is advertised and they clearly don't know that wfp keeps the windows cleaner for longer. These two weekly cleans... I give up telling them!

You keep telling a guy named Bruno Borat you want direct debit and wfp keeps the windows cleaner for longer ?

No, I'm afraid senior borat with a small b will be not be receiving a follow up to explain this wonderful new way of cleaning windows in his neanderthal esk knuckle dragging patch.

[PHILIP HARDY]

Price it double the normal rate and tell him youll make an exception for him by taking  cash.

[Stoots]

Facebook is full of em

On my ads I've had 3-4 other window cleaners leaving stupid/nasty comments.


I only target women with my ads now

[Plankton]

Cheers, I've changed the gender.

[Stoots]

Cheers, I've changed the gender.

When I ran ads targeting both, 80% of replies were women and all of the stupid comments were from men. So it made sense to just target women. They are usually the decision maker in the house anyway.

[Marc Stock]

Social Media advertising will go the way of yell within 5 years.

[Arnold Palmer]

Social Media advertising will go the way of yell within 5 years.

Seriously doubt that.

What do you think will replace it?

[Plankton]

Read something recently that social media will be on a downward spiral soon. People getting tired of it or something, I've never been a fan of seeing what someone you don't know or like have had for their dinner.

[Clever Forum Name]

Read something recently that social media will be on a downward spiral soon. People getting tired of it or something, I've never been a fan of seeing what someone you don't know or like have had for their dinner.

I don't agree with this at all as I recently found out my neighbour that barely speaks to me doesn't like hovis bread!

[Stoots]

It will get more expensive to advertise, they are already cutting down on posting free ads (to groups) by banning people etc.

No doubt as more and more people advertise prices will go up

get on it whilst you can.

[Marc Stock]

Social Media advertising will go the way of yell within 5 years.

Seriously doubt that.

What do you think will replace it?

App based services..

Already like eat.com etc. And even Osha clean. It possibly will replace social media

[rosskesava]

Ran a new add last night got a lead form from some tit head Bruno borat. Can't upload the photo so his address is house of parliament London and wants a two weekly clean and his preferred payment is cash (from the questionnaire) his email address is f**kyou@hotmail.com and his number is +447919852321
Small picture attached with someone dressed in some gay martial arts costume with a Soltire draped over the door of the gym room behind them.
Problem is my preference for payment is by direct debit and I'd rather stick to Bearsden or at a push Bishopbriggs which is where this is advertised and they clearly don't know that wfp keeps the windows cleaner for longer. These two weekly cleans... I give up telling them!

Bruno Borat? Houses of Parliament?

Are you serious?

[Plankton]

I thought it was most likely to be a shiner that thinks he's a comedian fecking about.

[Walter Mitty]

Cheers, I've changed the gender.

When I ran ads targeting both, 80% of replies were women and all of the stupid comments were from men. So it made sense to just target women. They are usually the decision maker in the house anyway.

Precisely why I didn't advertise at my local football club's ground.  It would have been wasted money as very few women go to watch.