[C & S]

Best bet is to let of a bit of steam via text onto them and dont hold back (you feel better)
Tell them that you will catch them in at some point for a chat when you see car on driveway.

[LT carpet cleaning]

Twatbags arnt they.

I got one off fb not long ago. Told him £12 4 weekly. Did the first  clean got paid online shortly after. Few days later got a text we don't require your services anymore.

Told him he was a time wasting idiotbag spunkrod gloryhole cockpolishing batty boy numptyballs f***face twat bag.  Felt better

So he didn't owe you any money and you replied with that?

I trust/ hope he then showed you the error of your ways with a slap.

[Thr-windowcleaning]

Nowt wrong with my Nokia 3210!

Nothing. Save 10p from a text. 

Are we stil in the 90's