You can have mine for 17.5K Daz. Four years old 60K on the clock. Full 650 litre Grippa system, double reel/pump setup, mattress, condom machine, scented candle holders, in-house music machine, peppermint foot-lotion applicator, sex-toy battery recharger plugs into the cigarette lighter, mirrored roof, hot-water system, twin poles (Gardiners), back-pack, gutter-vac cam doubles as voyeurism recording device, dead prostitute dispensing ejector seat (patent applied for), Cleaner Planner subscription for a year, website included (not business website, access to pornhub.com).
Cash.