[Stoots]

Was going to be tomorrow as i had planned it all out to get done by then but got three extra jobs and i cant turn down extra brass so it will drag out whilst friday i think.
Never mind friday at the latest and back on Wednesday 4th Jan

[KS Cleaning]

I was gonna finish tomorrow, but got 45 houses to do on Thursday, so it's gonna be Thursday lunch time before I break off now, bummer

[Steven Biggs]

About 4 hours time . Would then have taken the lad to the boozer , but he's only 17 . So I will get him a bag of skunk and some pills instead .

[G Griffin]

February, I think.

[*Hector*]

you lazy sod Griff....... 

are you that far behind??

 

[*Hector*]

I was going to finish Thursday but the phone has just rang and Ive picked up a £5,000.00 gutter cleaning job to do Friday, which helps as I've now got a gutter-vac.

april fool....... oooops sorry Matt, I just couldn't help myself... I have now deleted your phone number to remove any more temptation....

 

 

[dazmond]

Xmas!!!!!!! Bugger, I've been so busy working I'd forgotten it was due again  be great when it's all over and we can start working again 

thats exactly the same attitude the guy who i used to work for had around xmas time.

im looking forward to a good 10-11 days off.got a gig on new years eve and a curry night planned for the 28th for the band and their wives/girlfriends.a few meet ups with the family then ill be ready to go back on the 3rd jan!

[chris turner]

About 4 hours time . Would then have taken the lad to the boozer , but he's only 17 . So I will get him a bag of skunk and some pills instead .

Wish you were my boss

[Ian101]

I’d take a wine-box and drink it if I were you, heartily.  On the doorstep without shame.

Get bladdered and pi!$!$ on your custards door, wear a Santa beard and try to stick your tongue down your secret crushes throat when she comes to the door to pay.  Go on, its  Christmas. 

sounds to me your missing the collecting 

[AuRavelling79]

I only collect this time of the year.

I always wear a Santa hat (obviously) and will carry a bottle of wine with me (I love this forum for good tips - geddit?) but for added effect I wear earphones around my neck softly playing old Noddy belting out "Merrrrrrry Kriiisssssmasssssss!"

Of course I carry mistletoe on my selfie stick for grabbing a quick kiss off of any attractive lady customers - and the good pics get put on my website to attract more custom in the new year.

[G Griffin]

you lazy sod Griff....... 

are you that far behind??

 

No, H; I don't bother with all that. If my 'clients' don't get done, they don't get done.
I'm finishing today in time to pick up from school.

[Tosh]

I was going to finish Thursday but the phone has just rang and Ive picked up a £5,000.00 gutter cleaning job to do Friday, which helps as I've now got a gutter-vac.

april fool....... oooops sorry Matt, I just couldn't help myself... I have now deleted your phone number to remove any more temptation....

 

 

 

[nathankaye]

Last couple of days work, time to put the mistletoe on my hat......  the only time of year i reschedule my work to save all tottie till last couple of days.
 

[Arnold Palmer]

Last couple of days work, time to out the mistletoe on my hat......  the only time of yeear i reschedule my work to save all tottie till last couple of days.
 

Now there is a sensible reason for doing your round out of sequence.

[Steven Biggs]

  8)whhhhayyyy. All done and sorted . Just can't decide start on the cider or vino , and then have a j d night or a gin night . . The lad got a bit Lippy this morning , asking if he was getting a pay rise in the new year . SoI got him a selection box instead of his preferred treat . 

[chris turner]

  8)whhhhayyyy. All done and sorted . Just can't decide start on the cider or vino , and then have a j d night or a gin night . . The lad got a bit Lippy this morning , asking if he was getting a pay rise in the new year . SoI got him a selection box instead of his preferred treat . 

You've gone from a good boss to a horrible boss!
I would check your lads pockets for scissors when you get back after the new year if  I were you

[Shrek]

  8)whhhhayyyy. All done and sorted . Just can't decide start on the cider or vino , and then have a j d night or a gin night . . The lad got a bit Lippy this morning , asking if he was getting a pay rise in the new year . SoI got him a selection box instead of his preferred treat . 

Have a gin night! Gin is my drink this year , love the stuff

[Steven Biggs]

Ah I'm a good boss . He will get a good pay rise in the new year . Gin It is then . Best get some lemons in . 👍

[G Griffin]

Xmas!!!!!!! Bugger, I've been so busy working I'd forgotten it was due again  be great when it's all over and we can start working again 

thats exactly the same attitude the guy who i used to work for had around xmas time.

im looking forward to a good 10-11 days off.got a gig on new years eve and a curry night planned for the 28th for the band and their wives/girlfriends.a few meet ups with the family then ill be ready to go back on the 3rd jan!

Curry night? Who said rock 'n' roll was dead?
What happened to throwing TV's out of windows or driving Golf GTI's into swimming pools?
Are you going to have a jam after, Daz?
A bit of Korma Chameleon? Poppadom Preach? Karahi Me A River? This Charming Nan?
Stuff like that?

[Dave Willis]

Pilau talk at bed time or maybe a tarka? ( bit like tikka but a little otter).