[G Griffin]

or do you bite ur tongue like i do?

No, it's just you and Tosh, apparently.

[robbo333]

Idiot customers never cease to amaze me. But the nice thing is...just as life gets a bit boring, another one comes along! 

[nathankaye]

A couple of yrs back, my best mate is a shiner and i had him work with me once a week. Did so for a number of yrs. This old ish customer came out and asked if we were guy! Ive been doing her windows for about 12yrs and at that point already had 3 kids and married which she knew.
We asked her what?!?  She said because of how well we got on and always talking. We laughed and said no, my mate told her he was married n his wife just had their first baby.
We went to clean them 4 wks later and she just cancelled on us and wouldnt explain. Just shut the door on us.
Couldnt believe it. Lol i clean all windows on street n either  side of hers and even now she doesnt speak

[8weekly]

A couple of yrs back, my best mate is a shiner and i had him work with me once a week. Did so for a number of yrs. This old ish customer came out and asked if we were guy! Ive been doing her windows for about 12yrs and at that point already had 3 kids and married which she knew.
We asked her what?!?  She said because of how well we got on and always talking. We laughed and said no, my mate told her he was married n his wife just had their first baby.
We went to clean them 4 wks later and she just cancelled on us and wouldnt explain. Just shut the door on us.
Couldnt believe it. Lol i clean all windows on street n either  side of hers and even now she doesnt speak

Where there's smoke.....

[Tosh]

She probably wanted to watch.

[Tom White]

They're old, on their last legs and they all struggle in one way or another.

You're talking about Soupy now, aren't you?

[G Griffin]

A couple of yrs back, my best mate is a shiner and i had him work with me once a week. Did so for a number of yrs. This old ish customer came out and asked if we were guy! Ive been doing her windows for about 12yrs and at that point already had 3 kids and married which she knew.
We asked her what?!?  She said because of how well we got on and always talking. We laughed and said no, my mate told her he was married n his wife just had their first baby.
We went to clean them 4 wks later and she just cancelled on us and wouldnt explain. Just shut the door on us.
Couldnt believe it. Lol i clean all windows on street n either  side of hers and even now she doesnt speak

Honesty is the best policy and she thought you were telling fibs. And she's not the only one.
Elephant John has been married, is a father and he's guy.
There's no shame in it but there is in being dishonest.

[Tosh]

Honesty is the best policy and she thought you were telling fibs. And she's not the only one.

 

[Arnold Palmer]

They're old, on their last legs and they all struggle in one way or another.

You're talking about Soupy now, aren't you?

Not me my old mucker, I've done 7.5 star jumps already this morning and I went for a 2 mile walk last night, I estimate that I'm now 3 years younger than I was last Tuesday.

[Klean07]

I lost one today, a bungalow,  he said he's going to do his own windows from now on, for feed back I asked if there was a problem with the last clean,   "I've bought a pole and brush from the supermarket that allows the water from the garden hose to run through it so I will be cleaning them the same way as you cleaned them" to which  I replied " yes, apart from the fact that you are going to use tap water to clean your windows, good luck with that"!

+1

 

I had one "lady part" that said he was going to use his pressure washer to do them from now on.  I just told him it was a cracking idea