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G Griffin

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Re: another threat :)
« Reply #60 on: May 24, 2016, 09:45:28 pm »
Right, listen all you chickens.
What you do when the opposition start giving it large on your manor-
You see them approaching so take out a rusty, old scraper from your pouch. Even if you're 100% wfp, wear a pouch- cheap, blue plastic or otherwise- with a dirty, rusty old scraper inside.
Then to start to shave your face with the scraper and say "be with you in a minute, sunshine".
Then "that's better; now how can I help you?"

You won't get any agg, I promise you.
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Smurf

  • Posts: 8538
Re: another threat :)
« Reply #61 on: May 24, 2016, 10:11:15 pm »
Quote from: G Griffin on May 24, 2016, 09:45:28 pm
Right, listen all you chickens.
What you do when the opposition start giving it large on your manor-
You see them approaching so take out a rusty, old scraper from your pouch. Even if you're 100% wfp, wear a pouch- cheap, blue plastic or otherwise- with a dirty, rusty old scraper inside.
Then to start to shave your face with the scraper and say "be with you in a minute, sunshine".
Then "that's better; now how can I help you?"

You won't get any agg, I promise you.

 ;D ;D
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AuRavelling79

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Re: another threat :)
« Reply #62 on: May 24, 2016, 11:11:33 pm »
Quote from: pikeman on May 24, 2016, 06:00:24 pm
That's true Tony took me nearly 2 years to build a decent round doing a bit of bricklaying to fill the gaps as you say not easy let's hope for a bad winter to see a few off lol

If you had a compact round you'd need less bricks to fill the gaps.
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duncan h

  • Posts: 1875
Re: another threat :)
« Reply #63 on: May 25, 2016, 07:37:09 pm »
Quote from: G Griffin on May 24, 2016, 09:45:28 pm
Right, listen all you chickens.
What you do when the opposition start giving it large on your manor-
You see them approaching so take out a rusty, old scraper from your pouch. Even if you're 100% wfp, wear a pouch- cheap, blue plastic or otherwise- with a dirty, rusty old scraper inside.
Then to start to shave your face with the scraper and say "be with you in a minute, sunshine".
Then "that's better; now how can I help you?"

You won't get any agg, I promise you.

Just carry a big bloody knife :)
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Susan Dean (1stclean)

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Re: another threat :)
« Reply #64 on: May 25, 2016, 08:10:21 pm »
Quote from: Smurf on May 23, 2016, 11:56:44 pm
Quote from: Susan Dean (1stclean) on May 23, 2016, 09:54:10 pm
had a windy threaten my daughter last year when she was working for us  , it got sorted very quickly (with in 5 minutes when she rang her dad) not seen him out cleaning  since

I would have done the same as would have been mad as hell if my daughter had been threatened.
he wasn't happy at all and there was no stopping him , lets say it didn't end well for the guy or his side kick they both got  what they had comeing to them  8)
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Bungle

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Re: another threat :)
« Reply #65 on: May 25, 2016, 08:30:10 pm »
 :o
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