[Mike Gwilliam]

A prankster Tinder user pretending to be a twenty-something carpet certainly met his match when he lost a battle of puns to an unidentified 'date' on the app.

According to a post on Reddit, the dating app profile, which states that the carpet is 25-years-old and named Clive, says that the user, who is thought to be based in Australia, is 'looking to get laid without being walked all over (I hate that)'.

It adds: 'What's wrong with getting in a pile for a bit of a shag?'
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