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Smurf

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Am I a real window cleaner ?
« on: September 08, 2015, 07:17:16 pm »
Well aparently someone on another forum thinks I'm a fake....What do you think ? ;D
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Smurf

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Re: Am I a real window cleaner ?
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2015, 07:28:34 pm »
Oh and I ride around in a van all day long pretending I'm a window cleaner ffs  ;D

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Don Kee

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Re: Am I a real window cleaner ?
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2015, 07:32:34 pm »
Fake
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Why don't you have a quick google before making stupid comments?

Smurf

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Re: Am I a real window cleaner ?
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2015, 07:32:58 pm »
 ;D
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Smurf

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Re: Am I a real window cleaner ?
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2015, 07:34:43 pm »
Anymore?
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DaveG

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Re: Am I a real window cleaner ?
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2015, 07:38:54 pm »
Definitely fake, I reckon you're really a striker for West Ham but you pretend to be a window cleaner because it's less embarrassing   ;)
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You can't polish a turd

Smurf

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Re: Am I a real window cleaner ?
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2015, 07:40:23 pm »
Quote from: DaveG on September 08, 2015, 07:38:54 pm
Definitely  fake, I reckon you're really a striker for West Ham but you pretend to be a window cleaner because it's less embarrassing   ;)

 ;D ;D ;D
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Smurf

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Re: Am I a real window cleaner ?
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2015, 08:05:24 pm »
Actually I'm not technically a window cleaner  as I hate  window cleaning with a passion but  still can trad a window and wave a stick  and splash water about even though I'm retired I've still not lost the nack  ;D
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dave budden

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Re: Am I a real window cleaner ?
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2015, 08:23:28 pm »
They don't have glass windows in your mushroom houses do they smurf?
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Smurf

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Re: Am I a real window cleaner ?
« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2015, 08:24:36 pm »
Quote from: dave budden on September 08, 2015, 08:23:28 pm
They don't have glass windows in your mushroom houses do they smurf?

 ;D
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Bungle

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Re: Am I a real window cleaner ?
« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2015, 08:25:29 pm »
Quote from: Smurf on September 08, 2015, 07:17:16 pm
Well aparently someone on another forum thinks I'm a fake....What do you think ? ;D

Is there another window cleaning forum. I wasn't aware of that.
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We look at them, they look through them.

stan stansfield

Re: Am I a real window cleaner ?
« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2015, 08:27:02 pm »
woman once asked me if  i was real window cleaner
she didnt  want some numpty with a brush on a stick cleaning her windows
i got the job
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stan stansfield

Re: Am I a real window cleaner ?
« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2015, 08:28:14 pm »
thats cool if you put  k n o  b.  numpty comes up
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dave budden

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Re: Am I a real window cleaner ?
« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2015, 08:28:36 pm »
Quote from: Smurf on September 08, 2015, 08:05:24 pm
Actually I'm not technically a window cleaner  as I hate  window cleaning with a passion but  still can trad a window and wave a stick  and splash water about even though I'm retired I've still not lost the nack  ;D

Have you properly retired now then or still keeping your hand in?
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Smurf

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Re: Am I a real window cleaner ?
« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2015, 08:29:08 pm »
Quote from: Bungle on September 08, 2015, 08:25:29 pm
Quote from: Smurf on September 08, 2015, 07:17:16 pm
Well aparently someone on another forum thinks I'm a fake....What do you think ? ;D

Is there another window cleaning forum. I wasn't aware of that.

Believe it or not there is more than one as I can think of at least 5 off the top of my head
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Smurf

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Re: Am I a real window cleaner ?
« Reply #15 on: September 08, 2015, 08:33:17 pm »
Quote from: dave budden on September 08, 2015, 08:28:36 pm
Quote from: Smurf on September 08, 2015, 08:05:24 pm
Actually I'm not technically a window cleaner  as I hate  window cleaning with a passion but  still can trad a window and wave a stick  and splash water about even though I'm retired I've still not lost the nack  ;D

Have you properly retired now then or still keeping your hand in?

Yes I'm fully retired now dave until I get pestered to do a bit mostly from the wife.
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dave budden

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Re: Am I a real window cleaner ?
« Reply #16 on: September 08, 2015, 08:36:07 pm »
So now you don't have to get out of bed for those 3 or 4 hours a day lol
Enjoy it bud you earned it
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Smurf

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Re: Am I a real window cleaner ?
« Reply #17 on: September 08, 2015, 08:36:17 pm »
Quote from: stan... on September 08, 2015, 08:27:02 pm
woman once asked me if  i was real window cleaner
she didnt  want some numpty with a brush on a stick cleaning her windows
i got the job

Nice one Stan  ;D
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Smurf

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Re: Am I a real window cleaner ?
« Reply #18 on: September 08, 2015, 08:37:04 pm »
Quote from: dave budden on September 08, 2015, 08:36:07 pm
So now you don't have to get out of bed for those 3 or 4 hours a day lol
Enjoy it bud you earned it

Thanks   ;D
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gavinb

Re: Am I a real window cleaner ?
« Reply #19 on: September 10, 2015, 05:30:18 pm »
Just got to wait for him to croak it now lol
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