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Re: Am I a real window cleaner ?
« Reply #20 on: September 10, 2015, 08:40:30 pm »
Well aparently someone on another forum thinks I'm a fake....What do you think ? ;D
I don't know I've never met you

Ian Lancaster

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Re: Am I a real window cleaner ?
« Reply #21 on: September 11, 2015, 05:37:45 pm »
Everyone on here is fake except me.  You are all figments of my imagination.  I dreamed up every numpty name and I write all the posts.  There aren't any other window cleaners.  I am the only one in the world.  You can't reply to this because you don't exist. Every post that comes after this is just me letting my imagination run wild.  The whole world is mad except me and my wife, and even she's.................................... 

Smurf

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Re: Am I a real window cleaner ?
« Reply #22 on: September 12, 2015, 06:23:03 am »
Everyone on here is fake except me.  You are all figments of my imagination.  I dreamed up every numpty name and I write all the posts.  There aren't any other window cleaners.  I am the only one in the world.  You can't reply to this because you don't exist. Every post that comes after this is just me letting my imagination run wild.  The whole world is mad except me and my wife, and even she's....................................

 ;D ;D ;D

robbo333

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Re: Am I a real window cleaner ?
« Reply #23 on: September 12, 2015, 10:16:46 am »
Wish my wife was fake  ;D
"Thank you for calling: if you have a 1st floor flat, mid terraced house, lots of dogs, no parking, no side access, or no sense of humour, please press hold!
For all other enquiries, please press1"

SeanK

Re: Am I a real window cleaner ?
« Reply #24 on: September 12, 2015, 10:51:36 am »
If he spent less time partying in Amsterdam and more time cleaning windows then maybe more would believe him.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZ9K6gQzVd0

Smurf

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Re: Am I a real window cleaner ?
« Reply #25 on: September 12, 2015, 01:01:12 pm »
If he spent less time partying in Amsterdam and more time cleaning windows then maybe more would believe him.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZ9K6gQzVd0

That brings back memories  ;D ;D ;D

Og

Re: Am I a real window cleaner ?
« Reply #26 on: September 15, 2015, 05:35:41 pm »
The smurf boar jake saga goes on........

koopmaster

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Re: Am I a real window cleaner ?
« Reply #27 on: September 17, 2015, 03:58:23 pm »
you still looking at the other side smurf :)

I had the same thought the other day,  am I really a windy or just a man who moves his pole back and forth.

Smurf

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Re: Am I a real window cleaner ?
« Reply #28 on: September 17, 2015, 04:04:02 pm »
you still looking at the other side smurf :)

I had the same thought the other day,  am I really a windy or just a man who moves his pole back and forth.

How's it going bud?...stick waggling is a skill too you know  ;D

oldman

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Re: Am I a real window cleaner ?
« Reply #29 on: September 18, 2015, 06:32:18 am »
you still looking at the other side smurf :)

Yes he is.