[Simon Gerrard]

Working on a bank holiday you need a all you can eat breakfast
 

Mike,
You're always stuffing your face, get some work done man

[Mike Halliday]

Might not seem it but that's a perfect breakfast, high protein,  high fat,  low carb

Eat that and you need nothing else until teatime,  eat porridge or cornflakes and you are hungry again an hour later

[JandS]

Correct Mike..........

[davep]

Is that gravy on fried eggs?

[Mike Halliday]

Yep... It's Toby Carveries special 'breakfast gravy'

The even do a breakfast toad in the hole,  as part of the buffet,  I stick to: 4 fried eggs,  a big spoon of scrambled egg, 1 sausage, 6 rashes of bacon , tomatoes,  mushrooms.  on that day I treated myselve to a spoon of their ham/onions/ potatoes fry-up.

They once threatened to ban us ( me and the leafleters) for having sausage eating contests

[davep]

And your not taking about the cooked sausage 

[dek]

Cracked me up. PMSL.

[Darren O]

[Darren O]

Barlinnie"s Green And White

[Neil Worsnop]

My left leg.  Today. In a customers bath.  After their rat of a dog bit me.

Small terriers fly quite well when given a good shoeing.

[Hilton]

Haven't got s picture but my breakfast...
Hot Lemon & Honey drink
With bowel of porridge with honey.

Sets you nicely for the day...

All that cheap burnt meat in the morning would play havoc with my guts all day not mention the acid..

[*Hector*]

Haven't got s picture but my breakfast...
Hot Lemon & Honey drink
With bowel of porridge with honey.

Sets you nicely for the day...

All that cheap burnt meat in the morning would play havoc with my guts all day not mention the acid..

and what size bowl would the intestine with porridge and honey fit in??

 

 

[Mike Halliday]

I just can't keep away........

[Mike Halliday]

AND LOOK!!......

There's a picture of Hector in the background

[Hilton]

Haven't got s picture but my breakfast...
Hot Lemon & Honey drink
With bowel of porridge with honey.

Sets you nicely for the day...

All that cheap burnt meat in the morning would play havoc with my guts all day not mention the acid..

and what size bowl would the intestine with porridge and honey fit in??

 

 

 

[Mike Halliday]

Laura Ashley rugs, I hate them, so thin you need someone hold it down while you extract it. Plus the crinkle like a crisp

[*Hector*]

It's a wooden floor Mike...

6 inch nail in each corner... should do the job..

 

[Mike Halliday]

My left leg.  Today. In a customers bath.  After their rat of a dog bit me.

Small terriers fly quite well when given a good shoeing.

Call that scratch a dog bite

This is  a dog  bite....
.

Hector stop being a cowboy., nails!!
SCREWS IS WHAT YOU USE!!

[Radek Jablonski]

Laura Ashley rugs, I hate them, so thin you need someone hold it down while you extract it. Plus the crinkle like a crisp

No need for any assistance if you have upholstery tool like cfr. 
Wouldnt pay for such a "crisp" job.
Ps. Like doing them, always clean easy and charge more.

[Simon Gerrard]

Today's small task, send lines to the 16th deck of this superliner and then clean two sides of a buffet restaurant, around 650 sqm by 11:30