[Smurf]

Best one to date for me I managed to spray a customer yesterday.
Pole was on the floor so went to pick it up to move it out of the way as the lady of the house was passing buy but managed to spray it up her skirt somehow. I said I'm terribly sorry as you do 

[Pete Thompson]

I've sprayed numerous dogs, especially when their idiot owners didn't control them properly. I've also been known to spray the idiot owners too when they complained. Very satisfying.

I've sprayed cheeky kids, interfering old busy bodies who wanted to know what I was doing and wouldn't accept "window cleaning" as an answer.

I sprayed a tortoise once who I kept nearly standing on (to get him to move out the way) but he rather liked it and stayed put.

I've also sprayed the missus a few times to get her to stop moaning about something. I give her three warnings then spray. Works wonders, but she often retaliates.

Basically I spray anything that moves and a lot of things that don't. A wfp is a wonderful weapon, and I'm just trigger happy.

[Stoots]

usually myself when i step on the hose with aquadapter

[Smurf]

I've sprayed numerous dogs, especially when their idiot owners didn't control them properly. I've also been known to spray the idiot owners too when they complained. Very satisfying.

I've sprayed cheeky kids, interfering old busy bodies who wanted to know what I was doing and wouldn't accept "window cleaning" as an answer.

I sprayed a tortoise once who I kept nearly standing on (to get him to move out the way) but he rather liked it and stayed put.

I've also sprayed the missus a few times to get her to stop moaning about something. I give her three warnings then spray. Works wonders, but she often retaliates.

Basically I spray anything that moves and a lot of things that don't. A wfp is a wonderful weapon, and I'm just trigger happy.

 

[Smurf]

usually myself when i step on the hose with aquadapter

 

[Smurf]

I run the pole hose on the outside of my pole and use the pinch method so I supposedly have more control of the water flow.
The lady did ask what was it that went up her skirt and I said just purified water so you have just been purified... she just laughed and said I hope not

[Matt.]

Genuine accident ......

Washing menu boards down on mc Donald's drive thru and canopies and bits, I put the pole against the post were you would pull up to order on the digital screens, brush head is in against the back of the screen but above it against some metal piece, I disconnected and coiles the pole hose up an left it with the pole ( was only 4ft pole that extends ) moved my hose around some bushes before reconnecting - (didn't even notice the pole had slipped and was now facing direct out the gap above the screen ) I was facing down connecting the pole hose up again when I heard 2 guys in a van start screaming... I looks up and drop connections to see what's happening only to see both jets flowing right I to the window... Must of lasted for about 3-5 seconds but the van was wet inside and both guys .........

Funny now but I was gutted it happened at the time, good job I had a bag of new cloths in the van

[M & C Window Cleaning]

Had young boy get fascinated by the gear and said can I have a go. I said sure. I use a cleantec trigger for control. So he grabs the trigger and squirted his poor brother right in the face. He wasn't very impressed.

[Smurf]

Genuine accident ......

Washing menu boards down on mc Donald's drive thru and canopies and bits, I put the pole against the post were you would pull up to order on the digital screens, brush head is in against the back of the screen but above it against some metal piece, I disconnected and coiles the pole hose up an left it with the pole ( was only 4ft pole that extends ) moved my hose around some bushes before reconnecting - (didn't even notice the pole had slipped and was now facing direct out the gap above the screen ) I was facing down connecting the pole hose up again when I heard 2 guys in a van start screaming... I looks up and drop connections to see what's happening only to see both jets flowing right I to the window... Must of lasted for about 3-5 seconds but the van was wet inside and both guys .........

Funny now but I was gutted it happened at the time, good job I had a bag of new cloths in the van

 

[Smurf]

Had young boy get fascinated by the gear and said can I have a go. I said sure. I use a cleantec trigger for control. So he grabs the trigger and squirted his poor brother right in the face. He wasn't very impressed.

 or did he do it on purpose is the big question as I know how devious brothers can be 

[Flash..]

I sometimes put the brush back in its tube in the van attached to the roof and catch my tap which turns it on sprayjng me straight in the face, its not too bad this time of year but don't arf get me angry in winter. And must look a bit like Laural and Hardy.

[Walter Mitty]

I've accidentally squirted a customer before.
The funniest one though was a few years ago.  A load of people I know (and some who I don't) were having a big camping weekend - about 50-70 tents in all.  My van is my only vehicle so I went in that.  It was a scorching hot day and some of the kids at the camp entrance got a bit boisterous.  As I got out the van, they aquirted me, and others, with their Super Soaker guns.
So I looked at them and said, "Hey kids.  That's nothing.  I've got a much bigger Super Soaker than that."  I told them to hang on a minute at the fronrt of the van while I "loaded" my Super Soaker.  I already told their parents what I was doing so no problem.  I called them around to the back of the van and they got it with both barrels LOL.  The trouble was that they all wanted to play with my Super Soaker all weekend .

[Smurf]

I've accidentally squirted a customer before.
The funniest one though was a few years ago.  A load of people I know (and some who I don't) were having a big camping weekend - about 50-70 tents in all.  My van is my only vehicle so I went in that.  It was a scorching hot day and some of the kids at the camp entrance got a bit boisterous.  As I got out the van, they aquirted me, and others, with their Super Soaker guns.
So I looked at them and said, "Hey kids.  That's nothing.  I've got a much bigger Super Soaker than that."  I told them to hang on a minute at the fronrt of the van while I "loaded" my Super Soaker.  I already told their parents what I was doing so no problem.  I called them around to the back of the van and they got it with both barrels LOL.  The trouble was that they all wanted to play with my Super Soaker all weekend .

Nice one 

[Rich Wilts]

I sprayed a window once. Only the once. I think I got away with it.

[Smurf]

I sprayed a window once. Only the once. I think I got away with it.

What next door? 

[robbo333]

Yep, poling a front door when a young lady walks by, wearing...not much. (It was a hot day).  I had to look cause I was concerned for her moral well-being. Turned back to find the door had been opened and my lady custy is getting both jets. Managed to laugh it off. 

[Smurf]

Yep, poling a front door when a young lady walks by, wearing...not much. (It was a hot day).  I had to look cause I was concerned for her moral well-being. Turned back to find the door had been opened and my lady custy is getting both jets. Managed to laugh it off. 

Now that was funny ...her moral well-being my arse

[George P]

sprayed a nurse once, we had gone in and closed all the windows, staff were told not to re open them until we had said we had finished, but someone didn't listen and opened the window,  didn't realise at first, 40 foot up and I hear screaming from the nurse and later ambulance driver laughing,  we had got the brush stuck in window and cause we were panicking a bit we couldn't get pole out, so switched water off 

[Smurf]

sprayed a nurse once, we had gone in and closed all the windows, staff were told not to re open them until we had said we had finished, but someone didn't listen and opened the window,  didn't realise at first, 40 foot up and I hear screaming from the nurse and later ambulance driver laughing,  we had got the brush stuck in window and cause we were panicking a bit we couldn't get pole out, so switched water off 

Brilliant 

[Col]

Not what but who.
Sandi Toksvig.
I was doing a shop sign clean and never noticed her until i had given her a good skooshing.
Face like thunder but that may be her early morning face anyway.