[gary999]

Cleaning a front of house yesterday afternoon nice easy job minding my own business
Someone behind shouts at me, I turn round to see a drunk with a can of special k in his hand
staggering down the garden path, hows that work! he dribbles on . Before I can answer the
owner of the  property comes out demanding he gets off his property and an argument starts

Almost at the same time I get a prod in the back, I spin round to find elderly woman next door attempting
to assault me over the fence with her walking stick, dont  you touch my windows! i'll bloody have you!
ivd ha trouble with people like you before !and rants on...feck me talk about being surrounded by
chaos
and to add insult to injury I go to pick up my pack and I get stung by a flaming wasp

 

[*Hector*]

Some people will do anything to change a nickname..

Sorry... but you ain't changing it from Chunky to Lucky..

 

[Smurf]

Cleaning a front of house yesterday afternoon nice easy job minding my own business
Someone behind shouts at me, I turn round to see a drunk with a can of special k in his hand
staggering down the garden path, hows that work! he dribbles on . Before I can answer the
owner of the  property comes out demanding he gets off his property and an argument starts

Almost at the same time I get a prod in the back, I spin round to find elderly woman next door attempting
to assault me over the fence with her walking stick, dont  you touch my windows! i'll bloody have you!
ivd ha trouble with people like you before !and rants on...feck me talk about being surrounded by
chaos
and to add insult to injury I go to pick up my pack and I get stung by a flaming wasp

 

Sounds like a normal day too me  but is better than getting hit in the balls from a bounding dulux dog like yesterday

[mike1986]

Cleaning a front of house yesterday afternoon nice easy job minding my own business
Someone behind shouts at me, I turn round to see a drunk with a can of special k in his hand
staggering down the garden path, hows that work! he dribbles on . Before I can answer the
owner of the  property comes out demanding he gets off his property and an argument starts

Almost at the same time I get a prod in the back, I spin round to find elderly woman next door attempting
to assault me over the fence with her walking stick, dont  you touch my windows! i'll bloody have you!
ivd ha trouble with people like you before !and rants on...feck me talk about being surrounded by
chaos
and to add insult to injury I go to pick up my pack and I get stung by a flaming wasp

 

Where is your round based...Benefits Street??

[Tom-01]

Benefits street ha ha

I was quoting a job last week and the guys dog comes out barking, he says 'oh don't worry he's ok' he then starts to hump my leg (the dog that is) and the guy is trying to sweetly call him "coochy coo" etc, I'm trying to shake him off and not kick him in the face, customer then eventually comes over to take him off and the dog has his claws in my knee so it's all a bit of a fracas. I added £10 to the quote needless to say.

[swanson]

It's good being a window cleaner
So much fun

[Rich Wilts]

I was attacked by a senile, diabetic pensioner earlier this week. Have I mentioned that? 

[AuRavelling79]

Cleaning a front of house yesterday afternoon nice easy job minding my own business
Someone behind shouts at me, I turn round to see a drunk with a can of special k in his hand
staggering down the garden path, hows that work! he dribbles on . Before I can answer the
owner of the  property comes out demanding he gets off his property and an argument starts

Almost at the same time I get a prod in the back, I spin round to find elderly woman next door attempting
to assault me over the fence with her walking stick, dont  you touch my windows! i'll bloody have you!
ivd ha trouble with people like you before !and rants on...feck me talk about being surrounded by
chaos
and to add insult to injury I go to pick up my pack and I get stung by a flaming wasp

 

A can of special k eh? Was he a cereal drinker? I thought Special K came in boxes made by Kelloggs. 

[Gerald Ash]

I rarely get any trouble except a few weeks ago.
  I use a pink Nissan Leaf as it attracts customers. This moron starts calling me names I can`t repeat from across the road.
I respond in kind. He starts struting towards me threatening all sorts.
As he gets closer he starts to slow down. As he gets within ten feet he turns around and walks away saying you`re not worth it.
LMAO.    6`3" and 33 stone I look a short a*se from a distance, so many people are quite surprised by my height.
 If they don`t stop I cry for my mummy. Complete wuss.

[Smurf]

Benefits street ha ha

I was quoting a job last week and the guys dog comes out barking, he says 'oh don't worry he's ok' he then starts to hump my leg (the dog that is) and the guy is trying to sweetly call him "coochy coo" etc, I'm trying to shake him off and not kick him in the face, customer then eventually comes over to take him off and the dog has his claws in my knee so it's all a bit of a fracas. I added £10 to the quote needless to say.

Classic 

[Smurf]

I rarely get any trouble except a few weeks ago.
  I use a pink Nissan Leaf as it attracts customers. This moron starts calling me names I can`t repeat from across the road.
I respond in kind. He starts struting towards me threatening all sorts.
As he gets closer he starts to slow down. As he gets within ten feet he turns around and walks away saying you`re not worth it.
LMAO.    6`3" and 33 stone I look a short a*se from a distance, so many people are quite surprised by my height.
 If they don`t stop I cry for my mummy. Complete wuss.

One of my sons is that tall and built like a brick poopehouse too.   

[Arnold Palmer]

A can of special k eh? Was he a cereal drinker? I thought Special K came in boxes made by Kelloggs. 

Biscuit brain.

[*Hector*]

I rarely get any trouble except a few weeks ago.
  I use a pink Nissan Leaf as it attracts customers. This moron starts calling me names I can`t repeat from across the road.
I respond in kind. He starts struting towards me threatening all sorts.
As he gets closer he starts to slow down. As he gets within ten feet he turns around and walks away saying you`re not worth it.
LMAO.    6`3" and 33 stone I look a short a*se from a distance, so many people are quite surprised by my height.
 If they don`t stop I cry for my mummy. Complete wuss.

One of my sons is that tall and built like a brick poopehouse too.   

And you only 2'6" and blue!!!

are you sure he is yours??

 

[Smurf]

I rarely get any trouble except a few weeks ago.
  I use a pink Nissan Leaf as it attracts customers. This moron starts calling me names I can`t repeat from across the road.
I respond in kind. He starts struting towards me threatening all sorts.
As he gets closer he starts to slow down. As he gets within ten feet he turns around and walks away saying you`re not worth it.
LMAO.    6`3" and 33 stone I look a short a*se from a distance, so many people are quite surprised by my height.
 If they don`t stop I cry for my mummy. Complete wuss.

One of my sons is that tall and built like a brick poopehouse too.   

And you only 2'6" and blue!!!

are you sure he is yours??

 

 

[Tom White]

A can of special k eh? Was he a cereal drinker? I thought Special K came in boxes made by Kelloggs. 

If you mix it with Tenants Super or Special Brew, you'll have made quite a nice snakebite there.

[Bungle]

Cleaning a front of house yesterday afternoon nice easy job minding my own business
Someone behind shouts at me, I turn round to see a drunk with a can of special k in his hand
staggering down the garden path, hows that work! he dribbles on . Before I can answer the
owner of the  property comes out demanding he gets off his property and an argument starts

Almost at the same time I get a prod in the back, I spin round to find elderly woman next door attempting
to assault me over the fence with her walking stick, dont  you touch my windows! i'll bloody have you!
ivd ha trouble with people like you before !and rants on...feck me talk about being surrounded by
chaos
and to add insult to injury I go to pick up my pack and I get stung by a flaming wasp

 

They sussed you were only using tap water. Don't tell everyone or it'll be around like wild fire 

Villa fans 

[gary999]

Cleaning a front of house yesterday afternoon nice easy job minding my own business
Someone behind shouts at me, I turn round to see a drunk with a can of special k in his hand
staggering down the garden path, hows that work! he dribbles on . Before I can answer the
owner of the  property comes out demanding he gets off his property and an argument starts

Almost at the same time I get a prod in the back, I spin round to find elderly woman next door attempting
to assault me over the fence with her walking stick, dont  you touch my windows! i'll bloody have you!
ivd ha trouble with people like you before !and rants on...feck me talk about being surrounded by
chaos
and to add insult to injury I go to pick up my pack and I get stung by a flaming wasp

 

A can of special k eh? Was he a cereal drinker? I thought Special K came in boxes made by Kelloggs. 

Its actually K gaymers cider.......special k is a local nickname....bloody carrot cruncher!

[gary999]

Cleaning a front of house yesterday afternoon nice easy job minding my own business
Someone behind shouts at me, I turn round to see a drunk with a can of special k in his hand
staggering down the garden path, hows that work! he dribbles on . Before I can answer the
owner of the  property comes out demanding he gets off his property and an argument starts

Almost at the same time I get a prod in the back, I spin round to find elderly woman next door attempting
to assault me over the fence with her walking stick, dont  you touch my windows! i'll bloody have you!
ivd ha trouble with people like you before !and rants on...feck me talk about being surrounded by
chaos
and to add insult to injury I go to pick up my pack and I get stung by a flaming wasp

 

They sussed you were only using tap water. Don't tell everyone or it'll be around like wild fire 

Villa fans 

Funny enough the mong drunk was wearing a bluenose top ......have you been stalking me again

[Frankybadboy]

sounds like you and fat Matt bateman should go in partnership