Today I was Kevin Martin.
Early this morning I gave Abbi a pay rise …as she keeps the place running and my business would fall apart without her. I then gave her the afternoon off to go to Weymouth with her family.
I then took my weeble and tied myself up on somebodies drive…bondage with a mechanical device in a public place.
You should try it.
I then applied a high alkaline cleaner and scrubbed the stone opening the pores so it accepted a high end impregnating sealer.
I' m impressed with my new life…Pity Big nozzle was not here to see how I have progressed.