[Rich Wilts]

We have worked for a little while for a very nice old lady. She lived in a little bungalow with her husband. Anyway, when we first started working for her she told me that she had cancer. This was about 6 months or so ago.

Last time we went to clean her place things seemed to have taken a step or two for the worse, she was having chemo and didnt seem her usual self. This was about 3 weeks ago.

Anyway I bumped in to her neighbour over the weekend who told me she had died a few days ago, she'd succumbed to the cancer. Unfortunately her husband had a heart attack the same day and died too     

Cripes. Nice old bird, she was all paid up you'll be pleased to hear. 

[wpclean]

Very inconsiderate not giving you a months notice !

[Arnold Palmer]

I was going through bills that I've had to write off today and making up a blacklist to make sure I'm not stung by the same dodgers a second time.

Most of the write offs were deceased customers. Still put them on the blacklist though. If there is a zombie apocalypse; no danger am I going to be mugged again! 

[robbo333]

I had to quote a new custy the other day. She sounded very unsure on the phone and when I got there it took her ages to answer the door. She was extremely old and had a walking stick. She showed me round her small bungalow...very...very...very slowly. Despite the fact that her last window cleaner used to charge about sixpence, my thoughts turned to 'this isn't long term custy material'! Is that bad of me? 

[Ian Lancaster]

Get her to pay for 12 months up front

[robbo333]

Get her to pay for 12 months up front

Ian you're a bad man, but I like your style 

[Ian Lancaster]

I'm old and doddery myself - I can afford to joke about it

[johnny bravo]

ask her familly if she left you anything in her will, ,
very sad,    but if you dont make light heart of it you get depressed.

OAPs    will now be advised to pay a month in advance just in case