[davids3511]

Got this from one of my customers by text about 6 hours after I cleaned her windows today. Ive grown a beard and she was telling me it looked good when she was paying. Wtf?

[AuRavelling79]

Looking through the bottom of a wine glass?

[Rich Wilts]

So, did she say your beard looked good or you look marvellous?

[NWH]

Did she say your beard looked good when you were looking up at her on your knees lol,you should have said that's not my beard by the way. 

[paulben]

or you look good now beard is covering your face , I would go back and see if she wants doing internally !!

[davids3511]

or you look good now beard is covering your face , I would go back and see if she wants doing internally !!

No you wouldn't. Trust me.

[davids3511]

Looking through the bottom of a wine glass?

Maybe, it was only 3.15 though. But I know, some people would be at that time.

[davids3511]

Did she say your beard looked good when you were looking up at her on your knees lol,you should have said that's not my beard by the way. 

In that scenario you wouldn't be able tooto see her face. In fact you wouldn't be able to see anything, she's a large girl.

[slap bash]

Maybe you look better with half your face covered. WE have had a few of these fantasies threads about customers making advances on you. This is a window cleaning forum not a lovers corner. Come on chaps grow up. This stuff is sloppy.

[davids3511]

Maybe you look better with half your face covered. WE have had a few of these fantasies threads about customers making advances on you. This is a window cleaning forum not a lovers corner. Come on chaps grow up. This stuff is sloppy.

You must be bags of fun.

[TomCrowther]

Take the compliment. You will probably never get another 

[slap bash]

I am a lot more fun than having to come on a forum to have a ego stroked.  If  you need more compliments try getting a girlfriend.

[davids3511]

I am a lot more fun than having to come on a forum to have a ego stroked.  If  you need more compliments try getting a girlfriend.

Get you. Which one are you, Warldorf or Statler?

[NWH]

He can talk saying things are getting sloppy,I like a nice sloppy 1 lol

[paulben]

especially around beard taste it for ages

[Rich Wilts]

Beards. What on earth are these twots about going around with a face full of pubic hair. Honestly, they just seem to be getting worse. They're not attractive, don't they realise that? Why haven't their women told them they look like Wurzel Gummidge fighting a hedge? I saw someone yesterday in town, a guy about 22, with this thing attached to his face about a yard long. I'm sure there was a combine harvester in it somewhere.

Can't someone please tell them they look stupid. And when I say stupid what I really mean is ridiculously idiotic. Honestly, they must smell like a dustbin, what with all that decomposing fodder stuck to it.

Trust me when I say the person who decided these things were fashionable was having a right laugh at the expense of the youth of today. It was done for only one reason, to see how dopey the kids of today are.

[SeanK]

Are you trying to tell me zz top didn't look cool back in the day.
Don't forget there's always a chance of finding a bit of last nights dinner hidden somewhere inside it, which just
might be enough to keep you going when the hunger pangs strike.

[LT carpet cleaning]

Beards. What on earth are these twots about going around with a face full of pubic hair. Honestly, they just seem to be getting worse. They're not attractive, don't they realise that? Why haven't their women told them they look like Wurzel Gummidge fighting a hedge? I saw someone yesterday in town, a guy about 22, with this thing attached to his face about a yard long. I'm sure there was a combine harvester in it somewhere.

Can't someone please tell them they look stupid. And when I say stupid what I really mean is ridiculously idiotic. Honestly, they must smell like a dustbin, what with all that decomposing fodder stuck to it.

Trust me when I say the person who decided these things were fashionable was having a right laugh at the expense of the youth of today. It was done for only one reason, to see how dopey the kids of today are.

100 % agree!! Who invented this fad!!

[SeanK]

I also agree but then in my day it was long hair and leather biker jackets even on the hottest of days, I think we are just showing our age here.

[8weekly]

Why cultivate on your face what grows wild on your A R S E