Beards. What on earth are these twots about going around with a face full of pubic hair. Honestly, they just seem to be getting worse. They're not attractive, don't they realise that? Why haven't their women told them they look like Wurzel Gummidge fighting a hedge? I saw someone yesterday in town, a guy about 22, with this thing attached to his face about a yard long. I'm sure there was a combine harvester in it somewhere.
Can't someone please tell them they look stupid. And when I say stupid what I really mean is ridiculously idiotic. Honestly, they must smell like a dustbin, what with all that decomposing fodder stuck to it.
Trust me when I say the person who decided these things were fashionable was having a right laugh at the expense of the youth of today. It was done for only one reason, to see how dopey the kids of today are.