[duncan h]

Me and wife went to a car dealers in Barnsley. I said I could use that for window cleaning blah blah . She said she wanted a WFP window cleaner. She had a flyer on her table. He went canvasing round her area. The number was dead, so she tried facebook. Looking at his previous history or something. She found out he was a gypsy. They are all at it. Flyer was quite good. She said I could have it but didn't take it

[Bungle]

Me and wife went to a car dealers in Barnsley. I said I could use that for window cleaning blah blah . She said she wanted a WFP window cleaner. She had a flyer on her table. He went canvasing round her area. The number was dead, so she tried facebook. Looking at his previous history or something. She found out he was a gypsy. They are all at it. Flyer was quite good. She said I could have it but didn't take it

So, did you buy a car or not?

[wpclean]

Are you saying traveling people are changing careers, giving up tarmacing, and are now all going into wfp window cleaning ?

[CleanClear]

Me and wife went to a car dealers in Barnsley. I said I could use that for window cleaning blah blah . She said she wanted a WFP window cleaner. She had a flyer on her table. He went canvasing round her area. The number was dead, so she tried facebook. Looking at his previous history or something. She found out he was a gypsy. They are all at it. Flyer was quite good. She said I could have it but didn't take it

I've had a glass of wine, gonna give me head a wobble and read it again first thing in the morning see how it looks then. Right now it looks a load of rubbish.

[wpclean]

Me and wife went to a car dealers in Barnsley. I said I could use that for window cleaning blah blah . She said she wanted a WFP window cleaner. She had a flyer on her table. He went canvasing round her area. The number was dead, so she tried facebook. Looking at his previous history or something. She found out he was a gypsy. They are all at it. Flyer was quite good. She said I could have it but didn't take it

It will make more sense now 

I've had a glass of wine, gonna give me head a wobble and read it again first thing in the morning see how it looks then. Right now it looks a load of rubbish.

[ChumBucket]

Me and wife went to a car dealers in Barnsley. I said I could use that for window cleaning blah blah . She said she wanted a WFP window cleaner. She had a flyer on her table. He went canvasing round her area. The number was dead, so she tried facebook. Looking at his previous history or something. She found out he was a gypsy. They are all at it. Flyer was quite good. She said I could have it but didn't take it

I've had a glass of wine, gonna give me head a wobble and read it again first thing in the morning see how it looks then. Right now it looks a load of rubbish.

 

I'm sober & trust me, I can't make head nor tail either!!

[Tom White]

Me and wife went to a car dealers in Barnsley. I said I could use that for window cleaning blah blah .

You can use a car dealer in Barnsley for window cleaning?

In what way?  What's your wife got to do with it?

[rosskesava]

A gypsy window cleaner who touts for work and gives out flyers, I assume they're printed, who then cannot be contacted.

Seems a bit contradictory doesn't it?

Perhaps Gypsy's are so thick they havn't worked out that to get work, they need to be able to be contacted. Yeah, that must be the answer.

[Rich Wilts]

My missus talks like that all the feckin time. She's obviously been thinking about something, then it spills out and she thinks you're meant to understand. In time I've learnt to pretend that it's a two-way conversation, when in actual fact it's not even a conversation let alone two way. Women.

[rosskesava]

My missus talks like that all the feckin time. She's obviously been thinking about something, then it spills out and she thinks you're meant to understand. In time I've learnt to pretend that it's a two-way conversation, when in actual fact it's not even a conversation let alone two way. Women.

And frequently based on guess work or 'I think' and then treated as factual.

[simon knight]

dnatsrednu ot tsop tluciffid ylbidercni na tahw.

[Dave Willis]

¡ʇᴉ ʇɐ ʞool noʎ ʎɐʍ ɹǝʌǝɥɔᴉɥʍ ǝsuǝs ou sǝʞɐɯ

[simon knight]

 

[andyM]

Gypsy window cleaners?
Mick Kent won't be happy. 

[ChumBucket]

I think he's written it so that you have to sing it. With all the full stops it makes better reading when you sing it!!

[duncan h]

Yes I wrote it poop
My grammar is the pits. Thats why I clean crap of windows.
 Should have said.I could use the "pickup truck" for window cleaning.

Yes, sounds stupid that you cannot contact the number. Just what she told me. She had the flyer on the table as we spoke to her.
Wish I picked it up. We could have all phoned it
When I am typing. I cant see half what I type, until I press enter. lol
This site is all screwed up for me. Cant see smileys or anything

[ChumBucket]

A tha frum t' tarn then Dunc?

[duncan h]

A tha frum t' tarn then Dunc?

close, but not close enough to talk like them.

[ChumBucket]

A tha frum t' tarn then Dunc?

Yes mate

Born & bred too mate, Got married off to Scotland about Twelve years ago. Still a regular visitor though.