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slap bash

  • Posts: 1366
Whats the dumbest thing a customer has said.
« on: May 05, 2015, 11:59:32 am »
I had a customer tell me he is cancelling due to the windows getting dirty after they are cleaned.  Really.
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Klean07

  • Posts: 3228
Re: Whats the dumbest thing a customer has said.
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2015, 01:06:33 pm »
I have had loads over the years but the one that sticks in my mind is " not today thank you my relatives are here" :o
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martinw

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Re: Whats the dumbest thing a customer has said.
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2015, 01:15:15 pm »
customer booked  insides to be done.  call first thing in the morning - 'please cancel windows as my gutter is leaking'
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Clever Forum Name

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Re: Whats the dumbest thing a customer has said.
« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2015, 02:17:37 pm »
The wind will make them dry dirty.
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mark15

  • Posts: 63
Re: Whats the dumbest thing a customer has said.
« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2015, 02:18:41 pm »
Used wfp system on a regular monthly customer for 18 months now & couple of months ago he came out to pay me, looked at windows & said "will that water dry "? I told him it would probably stay wet till next time I clean them...
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mike1986

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Re: Whats the dumbest thing a customer has said.
« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2015, 02:31:42 pm »
'Can you miss out that window today because my cat is in there and he is ill'  ::)roll
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Mist A Bit

  • Posts: 1032
Re: Whats the dumbest thing a customer has said.
« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2015, 02:34:29 pm »
can you miss the small bedroom window as my washing is drying in there
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Mist A Bit

  • Posts: 1032
Re: Whats the dumbest thing a customer has said.
« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2015, 02:36:24 pm »
came out in dressing gown, is there any other way i can pay you babe, i said yes but it will cost the rest of my days wages.
i was in my 20`s and id have gone for it if she wasn`t 30 stone
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G Griffin

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Re: Whats the dumbest thing a customer has said.
« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2015, 06:53:26 pm »
I was stood in a customer's back garden and he asked should he open the side gate for me.
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paulben

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Re: Whats the dumbest thing a customer has said.
« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2015, 06:58:05 pm »
Do you want milk in your lack coffee
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paulben

  • Posts: 1041
Re: Whats the dumbest thing a customer has said.
« Reply #10 on: May 05, 2015, 06:58:35 pm »
Black coffee
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lal

  • Posts: 1112
Re: Whats the dumbest thing a customer has said.
« Reply #11 on: May 05, 2015, 07:02:54 pm »

 Arn't you going to dry the windows there still wet ?

 Lal
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CLEANCARE WC

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Re: Whats the dumbest thing a customer has said.
« Reply #12 on: May 05, 2015, 07:14:29 pm »
You have cleaned the frosted bathroom window?   :-X
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andyM

  • Posts: 6100
Re: Whats the dumbest thing a customer has said.
« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2015, 08:40:31 pm »
Wow that purified water system is a good bit of kit.
Help yourself to as much water as you need to do our windows from the garden tap round the back.
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PoleKing

  • Posts: 8974
Re: Whats the dumbest thing a customer has said.
« Reply #14 on: May 05, 2015, 09:42:13 pm »
Can't you do it any cheaper?
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no way Jose

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Re: Whats the dumbest thing a customer has said.
« Reply #15 on: May 05, 2015, 09:58:46 pm »
after the first clean using wfp: I don't want you to clean my windows again as you've left the wall wet and that will cause  humidity .
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LWC

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Re: Whats the dumbest thing a customer has said.
« Reply #16 on: May 05, 2015, 10:05:38 pm »
Dont do my windows today, the windows are a bit fragile at the moment

 ::)roll
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LWC

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Re: Whats the dumbest thing a customer has said.
« Reply #17 on: May 05, 2015, 10:10:12 pm »
We dont want them doing any more, my husband says you leave too much water on the ground after youve been
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LWC

  • Posts: 6824
Re: Whats the dumbest thing a customer has said.
« Reply #18 on: May 05, 2015, 10:11:18 pm »
**Owes money from last clean so 2x cleans**

"Can you make sure you collect the money because this is getting rather expensive"
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LWC

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Re: Whats the dumbest thing a customer has said.
« Reply #19 on: May 05, 2015, 10:12:38 pm »
Can you leave it today because of the volcanic ash
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