[Richard Shepherd]

First job today I traded five dozen free range eggs and a tenner for a  fifteen quid clean

A bit later on a chap asked me to clean his greenhouse. When I went round the back I noticed he had an Ash tree that had been blown down since I last visited, traded greenhouse clean for the Ash tree (when I have cut it into logs).

Last job was a hairdressers, finished up with a trim for window clean..

[duncan h]

I hope you declare it to the tax man pmsl

[ChumBucket]

First job today I traded five dozen free range eggs and a tenner for a  fifteen quid clean

A bit later on a chap asked me to clean his greenhouse. When I went round the back I noticed he had an Ash tree that had been blown down since I last visited, traded greenhouse clean for the Ash tree (when I have cut it into logs).

Last job was a hairdressers, finished up with a trim for window clean..

If I was you I would spend the whole day tomorrow canvassing local jewellers!!

[Ian Lancaster]

Many years ago one of my customers was the local Parks Superintendent for the council.  He was also a keen country sportsman and did a bit of shooting.

My price for cleaning his windows was 4 pigeons, 2 rabbits or 1 hare

[NWH]

See if the local undertakers needs a clean lol

[NWH]

See if the local undertakers needs a clean lol