You lot might think you're big and hard when you're all ganging up on me, but I'm not frightened.
I'll get you all, one by one, probably when you're not looking too.
Don't take the mick out of me; just 'cos I've got sensitive skin and wear bright orange Marigolds.
I also use healthy amounts of Neutrogena, Norwegian formula hand cream; concentrated and unscented.
It instantly relieves dry or chapped hands. Just a dab needed.
It provides immediate and lasting relief for even the most dry hands. Just a dab of this glycerin-enriched formula instantly relieves and protects seriously dry or chapped hands. Even under the harshest conditions, it leaves hands noticeably softer and smoother.
Concentrated for over 300 applications.
(I've been working too hard; sorry; roll on the winter and shorter working days).