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Dave Willis

Four hours of minging insides.
« on: February 12, 2015, 04:13:31 pm »
Been trying to dodge this one for ages - for a good reason!
It's a manor house full of dogs - god knows how people live like it!

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mlscontractcleaner

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Re: Four hours of minging insides.
« Reply #1 on: February 12, 2015, 04:37:43 pm »
That's got to be worth a tenner of anybody's money  ;D
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Don Kee

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Re: Four hours of minging insides.
« Reply #2 on: February 12, 2015, 04:54:37 pm »
Finished tradding the inside of a conny roof about half hour ago!
Took 2hours (incl the windows), shoulders are a bit achy!!!
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Bungle

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Re: Four hours of minging insides.
« Reply #3 on: February 12, 2015, 04:56:35 pm »
Any before pics  ???
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robbo333

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Re: Four hours of minging insides.
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2015, 05:02:27 pm »
I'd be poling the insides!  ;D
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Tony dunmall

Re: Four hours of minging insides.
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2015, 05:27:59 pm »
Urgh!!!!  That's the reason why I sub out all that work out and let them keep all  the money
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Harry Roberts

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Re: Four hours of minging insides.
« Reply #6 on: February 12, 2015, 05:28:12 pm »
Quote from: Dave Willis on February 12, 2015, 04:13:31 pm
Been trying to dodge this one for ages - for a good reason!
It's a manor house full of dogs - god knows how people live like it!




Bugger me.
Spray with virosol, walk away for 30 mins, gave a cupa then wipe away. 😃
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lal

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Re: Four hours of minging insides.
« Reply #7 on: February 12, 2015, 06:18:37 pm »
Quote from: Bungle on February 12, 2015, 04:56:35 pm
Any before pics  ???
 
 and I thought they were the before pics  ;D ;D
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Bungle

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Re: Four hours of minging insides.
« Reply #8 on: February 12, 2015, 07:13:23 pm »
Quote from: lal on February 12, 2015, 06:18:37 pm
Quote from: Bungle on February 12, 2015, 04:56:35 pm
Any before pics  ???
 
 and I thought they were the before pics  ;D ;D

Me being wicked  ;D
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Mist A Bit

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Re: Four hours of minging insides.
« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2015, 08:31:37 pm »
Quote from: Harry Roberts on February 12, 2015, 05:28:12 pm
Quote from: Dave Willis on February 12, 2015, 04:13:31 pm
Been trying to dodge this one for ages - for a good reason!
It's a manor house full of dogs - god knows how people live like it!




Bugger me.
Spray with virosol, walk away for 30 mins, gave a cupa then wipe away. 😃
Would you drink their tea , I'd question the hygiene..
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Dave Willis

Re: Four hours of minging insides.
« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2015, 07:22:41 am »
I never drink anything from any customer unless desperate - I've seen worse in my time. Cats with their sh itty arses sat on draining boards, dog slobber everywhere, cat litter trays in the kitchen, cat fur and grease all over the kitchen window where the cat rubs through an open kitchen window and walks over the kitchen surfaces, hounds mounds all over the garden, nappies on the floor, in the garden etc. Even had one customer pickup a fresh dollop of cat poo with his bare hand then offer me a cuppa  :-X
Peoples hygiene levels are not as high as my own.
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Elfyn

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Re: Four hours of minging insides.
« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2015, 08:53:47 am »
Quote from: Dave Willis on February 14, 2015, 07:22:41 am
I never drink anything from any customer unless desperate - I've seen worse in my time. Cats with their sh itty arses sat on draining boards, dog slobber everywhere, cat litter trays in the kitchen, cat fur and grease all over the kitchen window where the cat rubs through an open kitchen window and walks over the kitchen surfaces, hounds mounds all over the garden, nappies on the floor, in the garden etc. Even had one customer pickup a fresh dollop of cat poo with his bare hand then offer me a cuppa  :-X
Peoples hygiene levels are not as high as my own.
I worked at a farmhouse a few years back and chickens were walking on the kitchen worktops.
I was there to quote and I pushed the price so high that there was no way that I would get the job.
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Window Lickers

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Re: Four hours of minging insides.
« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2015, 09:59:30 am »
You're not a cat person are you Dave ;)
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Re: Four hours of minging insides.
« Reply #13 on: February 14, 2015, 10:02:03 am »
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Tom-01

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Re: Four hours of minging insides.
« Reply #14 on: February 14, 2015, 10:17:10 am »
I've got a customer who has a debilitating illness and sometimes just falls over in the driveway and the wife says 'Oh no just leave him he'll get up in a bit, he doesn't want any help'. Anyway a few months ago he had made us a couple of drinks. My mate came round and quietly said DO NOT drink any of one of those drinks.

He later explained when the customer put our drinks down on the patio a load of snot came out of his nose and landed in one of the drinks. I nearly puked.
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