Hello is this H20?
"Yes that's us"
It's mrs ... Calling from .... And you havnt been to do our windows for a few months?
"Ahhh we last came around November and there was half a dozen piles of dog poop, and as we use trailing hoses it's extremely unhygienic and we finished the job there and then"
ooh I'm sorry is there anyway you can come back if you give us a certain day each month and we will have the dog poop cleaned up
"With our job the weather is constantly changing so we can't give specific dates sorry"
Then she slammed the phone down
Why can't dog owners who let them in the back garden just clean up straight after the dog has shi*😷