Gerald, go ahead with this pie in the sky and you're about to lose at least a bit of optimism, at worst a lot more.
Seriously, go back to the drawing board. If you have anything about you then rerun your plan (though I suspect this should read 'run your plan' as I doubt you've actually thought this through). Be more realistic.
If I had nothing better to do I could show you beyond doubt this will fail, but this is your problem to sort.
As said, you are 100% destined to fail, do yourself a favour. I'd go as far as to say you'll not even get up and running.
The cynic in me suspects this is a wind up, but I worry for you that it's not................