How about hunt with a capital 'C'
That's Chunt, I don't get it?
Try showering and wearing a balaclava.
Your missus prefers if I wear a red bandana. She's also not bothered about the shower as long as I've had a spray of Lynx Africa
And you've done her up the bum, I know, I know.
But I'm gay, my missus is called Derek and that red bandana
she makes you wear are my dirty underpants.