[G.W.C]

Im 27, started last year, started employing this year and will have taken over the universe by 2016. I also love it compared to my last job.Love building the business

[gary999]

38 would that be the size of his waist in inches

about 1/2 of yours then Chunky.. 

 

76 inch waist feck me you would run out of petrol if you had to
drive round me

Least your head would be in proportions then though. 

At least you wouldn't be able to get me in your cheeky cinquecento you
old perv

[PoleKing]

38 would that be the size of his waist in inches

about 1/2 of yours then Chunky.. 

 

76 inch waist feck me you would run out of petrol if you had to
drive round me

Least your head would be in proportions then though. 

At least you wouldn't be able to get me in your cheeky cinquecento you
old perv

I'd get the important bits in.
You can stick your head out the window

[Danny F]

Im in my early twenties

[*Hector*]

At least you wouldn't be able to get me in your cheeky cinquecento you
old perv

he is too young to be an old perv......

and that is my job anyhoo... 

be careful or I will post up that picture of you diving into the lake the last time you went fishing on a rainy day... 

[gary999]

At least you wouldn't be able to get me in your cheeky cinquecento you
old perv

he is too young to be an old perv......

and that is my job anyhoo... 

be careful or I will post up that picture of you diving into the lake the last time you went fishing on a rainy day... 

 stop bloody stalking me

A bit of sick just came up with the thought of you with a picture of me
gracefully diving into a river while you were in your private place   

[*Hector*]

You asked for it Chunkers... 

[8weekly]

You asked for it Chunkers... 

Probably a post Parkrun cool off.

[*Hector*]

 

[SeanK]

Im 55 and only started this year and loving every minute of it.

Steve 

Give it time.

[gary999]

You asked for it Chunkers... 

That's made morning..just before my parkrun, fecking hilarious

[Sean Dyer]

I'm coming up to thirty eight this year but I think I could be on the wrong forum. Every one on here seems to be well over fifty - why is that?

Is it a job for old men?

Because when you're young you think that the wage-slave job you're doing is fun and well-paid enough.  So you do it till you're ready for suicide.  Suddenly even window cleaning looks worthwhile.  Then you discover it's not a bad way to make a living.

By which time you're just about ready to retire.

Vin

Spot on, plus as you get older and grumpier you can no longer put up with managers who haven't a clue and are only in the position because of brown nosing.
God I don't miss those types.

I got fed up of all that at 21 ... luckily i had lots of self employed friends and family so saw the light early on
I complain about this job constantly but i know its the only way id have it now, i am 100% unemployable

[Marc Whitbread]

I'm 22!

[Window Lickers]

He meant age not I.Q. 

[stan stansfield]

young window cleaners are out shagging and drinkinging not sat posting

[LT carpet cleaning]

young window cleaners are out shagging and drinkinging not sat posting

Yes, I can see why they would be such a catch. 

[andyM]

young window cleaners are out shagging and drinkinging not sat posting

Yes, I can see why they would be such a catch. 

Beating them off with a stick.
And that's just the old grannies. 

[8weekly]

young window cleaners are out shagging and drinkinging not sat posting

Yes, I can see why they would be such a catch. 

You say that, but if they price well, money wise they will be earning three times what the average young bloke is earning.

[Ian101]

Most people leave school / uni go into a job / career as this is what we are programmed to do from an early age.

Then u get fed up of job / career and think there must be another way.

For me at 42 I hated my job running the sales department of a Toyota dealer and one day had a eureka moment when after our windie sacking me for being a crap payer   I had to do them myself ... neighbour popped out and said jokingly give you a tenner if you do mine .... then mind process went hmmmm ten houses a day @ £10 is £100 .... errrr that £500 a week ...... hang on this cant be right that's not possible .... got calculator out ... did some maths .... suddenly realised this could work ..... joined this forum  ..... did a few hours canvassing and got a customer on second house ... rest is history.

[G Griffin]

Im in my early twenties

Bit vague, innit?