[Ian101]

texted a lady to leave her gate open ... really getting used to my galaxy and texting really quick nowadays .... too quickly ... put a kiss on text by accident  


anyone else ever done this or worse ?

[C o z y]

Yeah, I sent pictures of my willy by mistake to over 120 customers. Cost me a fortune in stamps. 

[Ian101]

Yeah, I sent pictures of my willy by mistake to over 120 customers. Cost me a fortune in stamps. 

pmsl 

[richard groves]

Could have been worse,
you could have asked her to leave her back door open!

Funnily enough I get texts from custies with an x on the end quite often, always find it a bit weird !

Even more weird was last week when I got a text to my work number.

" Hi Phil ( not my name btw ) I got those sexy pics my hubby took, thanks for a great time last night ! call me, Annie xx "

Two hours later, another "please answer me Phil xx " !

pmsl, didn't recognise number, thought it could be a mate having a laugh but then why get my name wrong ?
Either it was a mis dialled number or maybe even a customer texting to wrong name in address book ( don't have all custies numbers in my phone ) either way I didn't want to find out and deleted it pronto  

[Ian101]

just got reply back saying will do .... with a wink !

[PoleKing]

just got reply back saying will do .... with a wink !

Shame it was an "i"

[robert mitchell]

not a text but this a copy and paste from my personal Facebook .

Robert Mitchell updated his status.
14:39
Well that was embarrassing!

Went to do a window cleaning quote this morning just after ten, pressed the bell and waited for a bit but no answer .
I could hear what i thought was a dog yelping, so assuming they were not home i went round the side to look over the fence so i could text the quote to them .

As I'm walking back to the front the door opens and a young woman in her early 20s was there in just a towel ........... so i said " sorry , i could hear the dog yelping and you didn't answer so i assumed you were not in"

Her reply " We don't have a dog , that was me! "

Think i ruined there morning session , got a feeling i may not get that job!


still got the job!

[DaveG]

Yeah, I sent pictures of my willy by mistake to over 120 customers. Cost me a fortune in stamps. 

 

Literally just spat bombay mix over the laptop!

[G Griffin]

Yeah, I sent pictures of my willy by mistake to over 120 customers. Cost me a fortune in stamps. 

I remember.
I had to lick the envelopes  .

[Pete Thompson]

Once sent a text meant for the wife to a customer with the same first name.

Nothing risque, but we'd not been married long and it was a bit soppy, so quite embarrassing.

Customer texted back that she thought it was intended for my other half, not her, but was nice about it and thankfully never mentioned it to spare my blushes.

Never told the missus.

[paulben]

sent text to wife that was intended for woman I was having affair with . now ex wife

[C o z y]

not a text but this a copy and paste from my personal Facebook .

Robert Mitchell updated his status.
14:39
Well that was embarrassing!

Went to do a window cleaning quote this morning just after ten, pressed the bell and waited for a bit but no answer .
I could hear what i thought was a dog yelping, so assuming they were not home i went round the side to look over the fence so i could text the quote to them .

As I'm walking back to the front the door opens and a young woman in her early 20s was there in just a towel ........... so i said " sorry , i could hear the dog yelping and you didn't answer so i assumed you were not in"

Her reply " We don't have a dog , that was me! "

Think i ruined there morning session , got a feeling i may not get that job!


still got the job!

 

[Tom White]

Two hours later, another "please answer me Phil xx "

You should've replied "I never got the photos; can you resend? XXX"

[Jason Moe Roberts]

" We don't have a dog , that was me! "

) that's a memory!

[p1w1]

Two hours later, another "please answer me Phil xx "

You should've replied "I never got the photos; can you resend? XXX"

[robert mitchell]

I have been around the block a bit when it comes to women but............. i have never heard one yelp like that before , i was chuckling about it all day!

[Walter Pole]

Predictive text from my phone in an email sent....

I meant to type 'would you like them doing Bella?' (meaning the windows)...it changed without me realising to 'would you like trembling below?' 

She still laughs about it now.