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Rob@Blast off

  • Posts: 875
Re: Comedy site
« Reply #20 on: October 03, 2014, 12:52:12 am »
What's a karcher put out 130bar 5lpm ? Lol

Jettaway

  • Posts: 521
Re: Comedy site
« Reply #21 on: October 03, 2014, 06:49:03 am »
There's a guy on there today who has spent 7 hours on a roof with a wire brush  ;D
But don't worry he's getting his karcher on it tomorrow.

And he doesn't even know what a 'coney thing' is ?!

If you have that little knowledge of pressure washing then you shouldn't be any where near this roof job.

Typical it looks easy and any monkey can do it attitude.

That site makes all our topics sound intelligent. 

Ian101

  • Posts: 7887
Re: Comedy site
« Reply #22 on: October 03, 2014, 07:47:02 am »
There's a guy on there today who has spent 7 hours on a roof with a wire brush  ;D
But don't worry he's getting his karcher on it tomorrow.

And he doesn't even know what a 'coney thing' is ?!

If you have that little knowledge of pressure washing then you shouldn't be any where near this roof job.

Typical it looks easy and any monkey can do it attitude.

That site makes all our topics sound intelligent. 

cant use those coney things as it may fire the ball bearing out of it  :o

Neil Jones

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Re: Comedy site
« Reply #23 on: October 03, 2014, 09:34:49 pm »
I've just got on it, the coney thing is the best post I've ever seen, watch out for those ball bearings. Amazing.

Roger Oakley

Re: Comedy site
« Reply #24 on: October 18, 2014, 09:14:17 am »
Where does one buy "hippo" as I can't seem to find it other then London Zoo.
F**king idiots

Jettaway

  • Posts: 521
Re: Comedy site
« Reply #25 on: October 21, 2014, 10:45:38 pm »
I just give up with arguing on that site, I try but just feel like I'm talking to a wall. Its a great read though  8)

Roger Oakley

Re: Comedy site
« Reply #26 on: October 22, 2014, 06:41:15 am »
Chris
It's a complete joke, all bloody idiots that haven't got a clue.
Think it's time for me to close my membership.

Jettaway

  • Posts: 521
Re: Comedy site
« Reply #27 on: October 23, 2014, 01:29:45 pm »
Tell me about it Roge.  Plus the Pressure Washing course I just read about on here.
This trade is becoming more diluted by the day.

Im gonna stay on this comedy site just to laugh at numptys

Rob@Blast off

  • Posts: 875
Re: Comedy site
« Reply #28 on: October 23, 2014, 10:48:54 pm »
What made me chuckle was my so called competitor admitting that his machine is from Argos  :D

TomSE

  • Posts: 177
Re: Comedy site
« Reply #29 on: October 23, 2014, 11:18:02 pm »
Hi fellas,

Are there courses out there that you would recommend as a good standard and professional as I have been looking for a while now and don't want to go down the route of doing a course to find what I have learnt isn't up to the standard that you guys work to.

 Or is it a case of the best way to learn is on the job from someone experienced? The reason I like the idea of a course is as you guys have pointed out there seems to be a lot of bad practise taking place and I wouldn't want to learn the bad habits etc.

Thanks,
Tom

chris scott

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Re: Comedy site
« Reply #30 on: October 24, 2014, 06:19:35 am »
Do a Smartseal ( www.smartseal.co.uk  ) course.
It won;t make you Pro but it will give you a introduction into the industry.
www.cleaning-service.uk.com
www.render-cleaning.co
https://www.cleaning-service.uk.com/bromoco-systems/
Exterior cleaning specialists covering Merseyside,Lancashire and Cheshire. TEL 08000 933267

Jettaway

  • Posts: 521
Re: Comedy site
« Reply #31 on: October 24, 2014, 10:06:22 am »
Learn by shadowing someone. Courses will be a benefit but it won't make you a pro.

I see these 1 week plasterers courses where people go on them, then buy a van and away they go. It doesn't make them a pro though, ask any plasterer.

TomSE

  • Posts: 177
Re: Comedy site
« Reply #32 on: October 24, 2014, 06:43:49 pm »
Thanks for the advice fellas much appreciated.

Rob_Mac

Re: Comedy site
« Reply #33 on: October 24, 2014, 07:45:03 pm »
Tom

There isn't a training course out there that will help you to understand the bits between the obvious.

We all need a machine, we all need a water supply, we all need something to clean but it's the link stuff that you have to pick up.

I'll save you some money.

If you get stuck, want a chat, some help with anything, whether set up or anything else post it on here or email me and I will help you out.

There's nothing complicated about what we do but there is a lot to it if you want to be better than the average. They won't teach you that at Smartarseseal

Rob ;D


Roger Oakley

Re: Comedy site
« Reply #34 on: October 24, 2014, 08:48:59 pm »
What Rob has said +1
Tom, any training course will show you the basic's think I answered this bit before, as to getting to a "standard" then that takes time and experience sometimes years, it doesn't come overnight.
I noticed you are in Essex, this is not any area we cover, but how serious are you at doing this line of work? I might be able to help.

chris scott

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Re: Comedy site
« Reply #35 on: October 25, 2014, 10:22:10 pm »
Roger can you please lock this thread ..I'm going for a hat trick.
www.cleaning-service.uk.com
www.render-cleaning.co
https://www.cleaning-service.uk.com/bromoco-systems/
Exterior cleaning specialists covering Merseyside,Lancashire and Cheshire. TEL 08000 933267

Roger Oakley

Re: Comedy site
« Reply #36 on: October 26, 2014, 10:54:31 am »
Roger can you please lock this thread ..I'm going for a hat trick.

LOL No need to see the reports from that sh**e site, see you are having a feisty conversation on there at the moment.

Ian101

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Re: Comedy site
« Reply #37 on: October 26, 2014, 11:10:17 am »
still trying to work out what a part clean is

Roger Oakley

Re: Comedy site
« Reply #38 on: October 26, 2014, 03:38:11 pm »
still trying to work out what a part clean is
I think it is something you do with "hippo"? but not sure as I'm not experienced enough yet like those pressure washing gods on there !!!! ;)

TomSE

  • Posts: 177
Re: Comedy site
« Reply #39 on: October 26, 2014, 08:25:08 pm »
Thanks for those replies guys I appreciate it

Roger, its not something I will be doing before the new year but I like to get my head around as much as possible in advance, thanks for the guidance I will no doubt be on here bothering you and everyone else for advice as my biggest concern was picking up some bad habits.

Tom