[Mike Mahoney]

Just thought I would share this scenario,

I have been on a pretty horrible job today, loft space in a derelict commercial property, has been used as a squat for the past few months, human waste, pigeons, rats, needles etc, anyway we did the usual before leaving site, stripped, bagged, paper overalls for the journey home.

when I return home after such a job ( I HAVE AN OCD WITH FLEAS)  I get naked at the back door and have a good shake down before hitting the shower, the house next door has been empty for a while, I was in the midst of inspecting just under the the B**l sack, when the new neighbour popped her head over the fence.

Hi, she said, I will leave you to it.  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How on earth do I explain this

[Rob_Mac]

I was going to put something then and thought better of it.

Rob

[BDCS]

Why try to explain it ? She just thinks she now lives next door to a fruit loop who likes to run round the garden in their birthday suit with their ball bag in their hand singing into their male microphone  I also bet most of her mates also know by now - I wonder how many friends she has on facebook ?

[Aqua Power Solutions]

Aha , Your the man i heard about on Twitter !!! 

[BDCS]

He's not replied