[BSF]

Well peejay,

The last few posts have made it has clear as mud lol

Cheers Mark.

But mud isnt clear :

[dustycorner]

sorry got my metaphors mixed up

[Art]

Hi Graham,

I use a payroll service because I dont have time to do it, it costs me about £2 per employee, no mistakes are made.

You paid £125k in nic in 2004-2005, then why did you post this: because your turnover was only 250k, your sums just dont add up.....

5 Fully equipped Vehicles, 20 Cleaning Operatives, 1 Operations Manager, 1 Sales & Account Person, fully equipped office and been in business 5 years. Annual turnover 250k approximatley.  I,m not going to tell you my profit margins though!!!!!

They were serious and I have had 8 serious enquiries in about 8 months, forecast in the portfolio was 350k for the 12 month period, although we are acually going to achieve better than that due to my new sales person who we took on 6 months ago.  This is the reason I'm no longer selling, however, I've not told the Company who are trying to sell my business.

do they

If your going to b######t people think about what your posting.

Regards

Paul

Paul,

The payroll company that you use, have they got a website address you could post? How come you've changed your name?

Arthur

[Phoenix]

Paul,

Phoenix Cleaning Services is not the only business I Own, trust me the figures do add up.  The post you referred to on the 14th December 2006 only related to my cleaning business, my overall group business  turnover  for this finacial year will be in excess of £1.7 million.

Is that now clear as MUD!

Trust me mate we are a Limited Group Company, have a Chartered Accountant, submit  we employ 80 ish employees and we are growing each year.  Hope this makes things a little clearer for you.

Regards

Graham

[Phoenix]

By the way B******t is not in my vocabulary. Intergrity is.

Foxy, You can make up your own mind now the skies have cleared.

[BSF]

Hi Arthur,

Its ceridian heres a link http://www.ceridian.co.uk/hr/nav/payroll/1,4102,145,00.html

Regards

Paul

Phoenix, if your business/s turnover was as much as you brag about, how come you didnt know how ssp works?

to the rest of your post.... whatever dream on

[Art]

Thanks Paul

[arleysangels]

I have an accounting background - been doing payroll since Adam was a lad.

Phoenix are correct!

[BSF]

I have an accounting background - been doing payroll since Adam was a lad.

Phoenix are correct!

Correct on what?

You cant be much of an accountant because it go's on gross nic, not on payroll amount, please read the posts, Graham finally changed his mind.

So he and you are not correct.

Regards

Paul

 

[D woods]

BSF
Why are your posts so aggressive ?

[BSF]

Hi Mr D Woods,   

That isn’t aggressive ; some people just haven’t got a clue on this forum, what sort of comment was that off Nora (Arleys Angels), Phoenix is correct…

I’m just stating a fact, that fact is they are both very very wrong.
Would you have her doing your payroll Mr Woods? I wouldnt you'd get in a right mess if someone was off sick :

Kindest regards

BSF 

[BSF]

Mr D Woods

I’ve answered your question, at least have the graciousness to reply…. If you look through my posts I don’t think they are all aggressive.

Here’s a question for you that’s been nagging me for ages…

Hi CMS
You are 100% right (as usual ) . You should set up a cleaning consultancy
and charge for advice of this quality.

Mr D woods why are some of your posts so dim-witted?

[arleysangels]

To BSF:

Firstly, Phoenix are correct in stating that you can reclaim some of the SSP if the amount is more than the 13% of the Gross Class 1 NIC contributions to be paid to the Inland Revenue.  Earlier postings were misleading in stating that SSP can be reclaimed in full.  The Inland Revenue have made this concession to assist small businesses with this outlay. 

Inland Revenue booklet E14 should be read - there are other matters to take into account.  This is available in pdf format from the inland revenue website:
http://www.hmrc.gov.uk/helpsheets/e14.pdf

Secondly don't be so rude and disrespectful about my background!!!!!

Nora

[BSF]

To Arleys Angels,

but Phoenix stated that it was 13% on total payroll amount, not 13% of gross class 1 nic, he then changed his mind, after I pointed this out,please read the post from the start, I'm not being rude.. if you agreed with Phoenix, how can you know anything about paye, when he was wrong!

I know how it works, as I've said I dont have the problem of underpaying as Phoenix has had (£10,000), I use a company that knows what they are doing

Anyway do you still advertise in the Cheshire Life mag?

Bestest Regards

BSF

 

[arleysangels]

Phoenix were right - eventually!

The statement that SSP can be recovered in full was misleading.

Anyway - going round in circles with this - I still think you are STILL being rude!

Anyway - Cheshire Life - why do you ask?

[BSF]

Just asking, my wife subscribes, when I'm bored I read it, Ive seen your advert.

How many footballers do you clean for?

I'm not rude

[arleysangels]

We have 'famous' clients... never disclose who - obviously!

There is an editorial going in soon - June I think. 

We are still advertising in the mag

Whats your company and where are you based?

[BSF]

I'm not far from you, but choose not to advertise who we are on the forum, we no longer carry out domestic cleans, I have on a few occassions passed your number on as we still get enquiries for domestic cleaning, I have a close business associate that uses your company, you come highly recommended

Regards

BSF

[arleysangels]

Thank you for that.

regards

Nora

[D woods]

Hi BSF
Sorry for not replying to your post I went to bed .

I dont want to get into an argument with you, as you might shoot
me with your Tank.