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keyser soze

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silliest excuse from the ''not today'' brigade
« on: September 10, 2014, 11:41:57 pm »
i've had {like everyone}a'' not today mate ,'' and i always ask why's that then with the thought of not bothering anymore if i don't like the answer. and i had to laugh it was that bad .he said ''the wife has a bad back and she was on painkillers ''. i laughed to myself and thought what the hell does me cleaning the windows have to do with her bad back. my thought was he probably thought she helped me. what bad excuses have you guys had and how did you respond
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Window Lickers

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Re: silliest excuse from the ''not today'' brigade
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2014, 11:54:54 pm »
Not today - You always turn up when the dog-groomer is here.
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Ian101

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Re: silliest excuse from the ''not today'' brigade
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2014, 12:18:03 am »
my husband died last night ........... totally unacceptable  :(
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Plankton

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Re: silliest excuse from the ''not today'' brigade
« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2014, 12:29:56 am »
Quote from: Ian101 on September 11, 2014, 12:18:03 am
my husband died last night ........... totally unacceptable  :(
Did he help with the windows as well :D
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colin bird

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Re: silliest excuse from the ''not today'' brigade
« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2014, 06:48:25 am »
Not today because of the fish ! Customer was going it and didn't want to leave gate unlocked in case his gold fish were stolen
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lal

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Re: silliest excuse from the ''not today'' brigade
« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2014, 07:49:49 am »

 Can you leave it to another time, its forecast for rain later thanks.   ??? :o >:( >:(
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andyM

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Re: silliest excuse from the ''not today'' brigade
« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2014, 07:51:32 am »
"Not today please, my little boy has the flu."  ::)roll
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chez

Re: silliest excuse from the ''not today'' brigade
« Reply #7 on: September 11, 2014, 08:03:22 am »
Can you leave it today, you'll make the dog bark..... ::)roll ??? ???

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Simon Mess

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Re: silliest excuse from the ''not today'' brigade
« Reply #8 on: September 11, 2014, 09:28:10 am »
Quote from: keyser soze on September 10, 2014, 11:41:57 pm
i've had {like everyone}a'' not today mate ,'' and i always ask why's that then with the thought of not bothering anymore if i don't like the answer. and i had to laugh it was that bad .he said ''the wife has a bad back and she was on painkillers ''. i laughed to myself and thought what the hell does me cleaning the windows have to do with her bad back. my thought was he probably thought she helped me. what bad excuses have you guys had and how did you respond

I had that one!, only it was the womans mother who came to the door and asked me to leave it this month as her daughter had a sore back ??? ::)roll
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Scrimble

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Re: silliest excuse from the ''not today'' brigade
« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2014, 10:05:10 am »
not today because the dog is ill
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Arnold Palmer

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Re: silliest excuse from the ''not today'' brigade
« Reply #10 on: September 11, 2014, 10:09:16 am »
Not today, I'm getting new radiators fitted.

 ???
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paul13

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Re: silliest excuse from the ''not today'' brigade
« Reply #11 on: September 11, 2014, 10:45:13 am »
Quote from: lal on September 11, 2014, 07:49:49 am

 Can you leave it to another time, its forecast for rain later thanks.   ??? :o >:( >:(

heard this once or twice ;D
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TomCrowther

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Re: silliest excuse from the ''not today'' brigade
« Reply #12 on: September 11, 2014, 12:45:36 pm »
Got a bird nesting in the hedge.
Having my hair done later.

Still got the first one strangley enough but the second one, no.
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Tom White

Re: silliest excuse from the ''not today'' brigade
« Reply #13 on: September 11, 2014, 04:48:43 pm »
Quote from: Scrimble on September 11, 2014, 10:05:10 am
not today because the dog is ill

A couple of years ago my dog had an operation for cancer and we had to keep him still; not easy; otherwise he'd burst his stitches. 

If someone came to clean our windows when he was like that, I'd've declined to have them done too; 'cos some dogs just go daft when the windows are being cleaned.
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Dave Willis

Re: silliest excuse from the ''not today'' brigade
« Reply #14 on: September 11, 2014, 04:54:05 pm »
"Not today I haven't got time"
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HCS

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Re: silliest excuse from the ''not today'' brigade
« Reply #15 on: September 11, 2014, 04:57:10 pm »
Not today we are having a horse shot.
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weetot

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Re: silliest excuse from the ''not today'' brigade
« Reply #16 on: September 11, 2014, 05:10:55 pm »
Can you give mine a miss. It's my time of the month!
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Arnold Palmer

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Re: silliest excuse from the ''not today'' brigade
« Reply #17 on: September 11, 2014, 05:59:37 pm »
Quote from: weetot on September 11, 2014, 05:10:55 pm
Can you give mine a miss. It's my time of the month!

Legit.
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Bungle

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Re: silliest excuse from the ''not today'' brigade
« Reply #18 on: September 11, 2014, 07:23:04 pm »
Quote from: Soupy on September 11, 2014, 05:59:37 pm
Quote from: weetot on September 11, 2014, 05:10:55 pm
Can you give mine a miss. It's my time of the month!

Legit.

Legit or leg it? ;D
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Arnold Palmer

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Re: silliest excuse from the ''not today'' brigade
« Reply #19 on: September 11, 2014, 07:31:24 pm »
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