[Stephen.C]

We are cutting back, as my husbands bonus was very small.
We are asking the cleaner to do them as a way of saving money and you are very expensive.
They have a house worth about 2 million, full time gardener and a nanny.

[Jimmy Jon]

Not today.... The recycling men are coming? which doesn't affect anything, never went back.

[keyser soze]

id love to say ''that is the most pathetic excuse I've ever heard . have you heard yourself'' but not got the balls lol

[Window Lickers]

We are cutting back, as you're very ugly and bald.
We are asking the cleaner to do them as a way of saving money and you are very expensive.
They have a house worth about 2 million, full time gardener and a nanny.

FTFY

[Rob Knapman]

Not today we are having new windows fitted this afternoon..Dumped...LOL

[Stephen.C]

We are cutting back, as you're very ugly and bald.
We are asking the cleaner to do them as a way of saving money and you are very expensive.
They have a house worth about 2 million, full time gardener and a nanny.

FTFY

What does that mean?

[Window Lickers]

Fixed that for you.

Re-read your quoted text baldy

[supernova77]

A couple of winters ago I turned up at a regular customers house...

Knocked on the door... The husband (who I had never met previously) answered it...

Me - "Hi - I'm the window cleaner, I'm here to clean your windows".

Him - "Oh, no not today... It's too cold".

Me - "It's OK, I can clean them on my own, you can stay inside in the warm this time".

He just looked at me and closed the door.

I cleaned the windows, left a slip, got paid, they are still a customer now.

Andy  

[Window Lickers]

 

[8weekly]

A couple of winters ago I turned up at a regular customers house...

Knocked on the door... The husband (who I had never met previously) answered it...

Me - "Hi - I'm the window cleaner, I'm here to clean your windows".

Him - "Oh, no not today... It's too cold".

Me - "It's OK, I can clean them on my own, you can stay inside in the warm this time".

He just looked at me and closed the door.

I cleaned the windows, left a slip, got paid, they are still a customer now.

Andy  

Nice one.

[Johnny B]

Had one today - You can leave it until next time, as it hasn't rained much recently.

John

[tonyoliver]

the cat goes spastic

[pdale]

'Not today, I cut the grass yesterday' ... apparently they got into a routine of me calling the day before he cuts the grass, something to do with my ladder marks in his lawn

[8weekly]

"No problem, but please bear in mind that it's not an "on demand" service. I won't be able to do them again. Thanks for your custom to date."

[Positivity]

Not today can you come back when the flowers have stopped flowering!!!!

[Ian101]

ex customer about 2 years ago .... one of those that you get feeling they don't like / trust you

"no not today the plumber is on his way"
that's ok Ive got my own water
"no no we don't need anymore hassle ... one of the radiators are leaking - come back tomorrow"
Nope ...  too much hassle - wont be back again mate.

they used to follow me around watching from inside then had to squeegee kitchen window

still do houses either side 

[heath verrall]

My husband is scared of water, and that is the gods honest truth, I couldn't believe it.

[tlwcs]

Customer. Please miss us this time as there's icicles hanging off the ledges

Me. Are you sure, your the only one to cancel?

Never went back.

[elite mike]

best one i ever had is , i am to tired to have them done , my lad was helping me then , he was p i s s i n g himself 

but had one a while back ,leave them this time as we are baking    i felt like saying more like barking 

[simon knight]

Oh Simon a spider has been making her web all morning, she worked so hard, leave the windows this time.

DUMPED