[Dave Willis]

Went to collect this afternoon from a three storey house + conservatory. Regular clean but took me ages to get all the limescale off, the kids fingerprints and forehead marks on the glass.

"Which windows do you actually clean?"

The whole lot why?

She moves a rose bush away from the lobby window and shows me the marks where the rose leaves scrape back and forth in the wind. Window is the smallest in the whole house and impossible to clean fully because of the climbing rose all over it.

Just then her mate turns up and scags her arm on the rose bush as she walks inside 

[PoleKing]

Should always reply:
All the ones I can get to.
Let it hang...
If they wanna ask about specific windows, let 'em.
If not, don't give them opportunity...