Can't believe the email we received today!
Good morning,
Our monthly window cleaning service was carried out today and unfortunately I have had a complaint.
We have 3 parking spaces in front of the upper & ground floor windows which are normally designated for management & our CEO. Today 2 of the parking spaces were in use when the outside windows were cleaned. Both vehicles have been soaked by the cleaning process.
Can I please request that on your next visit in August that your employees ask at reception for any vehicles that may be parked in the afore mentioned spaces be moved before they commence with the cleaning service.
Any further queries please do not hesitate to contact me
Does the car have an umbrella when it rains!
What I would like to write.
Dear Madam,
Please be assured that we do not charge extra for letting our pure water land on your bosses' cars, it is all part of the service.
I have forwarded a copy of your email to God so that he can ensure it doesn't rain when said motors leave their garages.
Please please please get a life and a new window cleaner.
Best wishes,