[Steven Biggs]

Hi grate forum .i have not had a chanse to reed a lot of topics but so far lots of good bits . Going out door nocking and leafleting later as I don't have many houses .anyway I will reed some more and try and take in sum more advice . Hope to speak too you all later on .

[Smart Carpet]

Hi and welcome!  

[*Hector*]

stop it Mr Humming bird.....!!!

Behave.....!!!

Welcome Steven. 

[Steven Biggs]

Thankyou hector and jwfp . Still reeding and learning loads

[Arnold Palmer]

Welcome to CIU, Top tips:

Aim to be like dazmond.

If you lose one, replace with two more.

Don't listen to Tosh. He doesn't exist.

Don't f***ing swear you numpty idiot poop f*** numpty girl thingy

Stay away from "other non-cleaning related topics". It's for the best.

Always keep your coat handy.

Most of the moderators only exist as a myth.

Don't take any notice of G Griffin. He means well but...

Cozy can't help it, he was born that way.

Don't wave your willy. Nobody likes a willy waver.

If rosskesava says it'll probably rain, it might rain.

Aim to be like dazmond.

gary999 isn't as chunky as he sounds.

Poleking isn't really king. It's a lie.

Do not question king Alex.

Perfect windows (Vin) is never wrong.

richywilts is.

It's just the internet. Try not to worry.

Lee GLS will usually have the answer. As will Smudger (and Mrs Smudger), Granville Gold and SeanK.

*Hector* and Hilton won't.

H2ocleaning is 22 you know?

There is no money in window cleaning, you should quit.

Aim to be like dazmond.

Stuart mc can't even clean windows! He's a lorry driver.

Window lickers like cottages? Something like that.

This site will always be slow.

Heed these points and you'll be fine.

[PoleKing]

Welcome to CIU, Top tips:

Aim to be like dazmond.

If you lose one, replace with two more.

Don't listen to Tosh.

Don't take any notice of G Griffin. He means well but...

Cozy can't help it, he was born that way.

Aim to be like dazmond.

Poleking isn't really king. It's a lie.

Do not question king Alex.

Perfect windows (Vin) is never wrong.

richywilts is.

H2ocleaning is 22 you know?

There is no money in window cleaning, you should quit.

Aim to be like dazmond.

Window lickers like cottages? Something like that.

Heed these points and you'll be fine.

And if Soupy 2nds asks you round for 'tea' it's code for cottaging/dogging/general dirtiness.
It's a lie 'bout me btw.

[G Griffin]

That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said about me. I feel grate, now.
Thanks, Soups.

[duncan h]

GREAT!!! or grate? some ones taking the Pi%% 

[gary999]

OIh soupster less of the sodding chunky





















 

[ben M]

and ben M is perfect!

[koopmaster]

and listen to koop

[G Griffin]

Don't mention yourselves, girls  ; you're starting to great. 
And Ben, we know you were a prefect..........at Malory Towers.

[LT carpet cleaning]

..and whatever you do, don't give out light hearted banter. It's not funny you know 

[Steven Biggs]

Soupy every time I come across one of those names I will go back and check your reply . Think I have already got one , he does look a bit chunky  ,maybe kneeds to go up the ladder a bit faster

[H20cleaning]

I recently turned 22 , before that i was 21 incase people didnt no

[gary999]

Soupy every time I come across one of those names I will go back and check your reply . Think I have already got one , he does look a bit chunky  ,maybe kneeds to go up the ladder a bit faster

Whats a ladder

[Steven Biggs]

Only joking Gary 999 . What's with the 999 are you one of those firemen part time window cleaners . And that's in case you forget the number of the stashion .

[gary999]

nope was just the first digits i thought of

[rosskesava]

Poor bloke.

Steven comes on this forum and gets the usual crowd of numpties with their smart alex comments.

I am not going to be listed as such as I'm far superior.

Good evening Steven and welcome to the forum.

Just for information, Gary and his '999'. It reminds him of his favourite past time as a child when no one else would speak to him.

His other favourite number was '123'.

 

[gary999]

miserable git i hope the green party get relected in brighton