Q- ..... " You wash carpets? "
A- Yes we are carpet cleaners!
Q- ..... " How much wash carpets. "
A- How many carpets do you want cleaning.
Q- ..... " 3 carpets washed, very small, just around the furniture, no moving beds, quick wash, no dirty "
A- We have a special offer on for 3 carpets at the moment and i gave him the price.
Q- ..... " Ohh too much "
Now I knew he was going to phone around and would end up calling me back as we are the only ones offering this offer at the moment as far as I can see and yes he phoned back.
Q- ..... " Yes you wash carpets, I've decided! "
A- Ok I will look in the diary. We are booked up for 3 weeks and the next available day is Monday the 4th of August.
Q- ..... " NO NO YOU MUST WASH TODAY "
Ha ha. It would be funny if this was not a one off, it's like groundhog day!