Gary people dont have to be on facebook for hours in a pub? You scroll down check if you have notifications thats it? Takes about 30seconds lol
Part of the banter in pubs sometimes is laughing at those people you speak of who updates everything they do etc
Sorry matey but when im out im too busy having a good time
to even think about checking facebook
Im afraid you are one of the many sheep out there
Try it for a week,go out with your mates take your phone switch
it off though and see if you an resist the temptation to have a look
i guarantee you will be missing nothing if you do or you will confirm
yourself as a brainwashed sheep if you cant resist.
Me thinks the latter