When you were 18 did you go to ibiza?
And when you were 19 did you to magaluff?
And when you were 20 did you go to kavos?
I did all of the above! Only have one more to go and my life's a completed check list👀
Im fortunate enough to use my mobile device inside the pub
And as for women they come to me mate.
Im actually glad i never grew up with mobiles and laptops when i was a teenager, there was nothing better than going and playing footy, curby and knock a door run!!