I used to have a lad with me who was an heroin addict. Nice lad, very placid but just a bit too fond of the brown and The Velvet Underground. Anyway, we were cleaning a house one day and the owner came out shouting his mouth off saying that his brand new iPhone had been nicked from the kitchen window ledge and it was my "smackhead" mate that had done it.
Well my mate lost it and was screaming that he might be a smackhead but he'd never lower himself to being an iPhone user.