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Marc Stock

Wife needs a window cleaner
« on: April 16, 2014, 10:14:20 pm »
she's wanting me to do the insides....now..
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PoleKing

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Re: Wife needs a window cleaner
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2014, 10:14:58 pm »
Dump and replace with none more
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rosskesava

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Re: Wife needs a window cleaner
« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2014, 10:21:02 pm »
Charge her double.
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Jonny 87

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Re: Wife needs a window cleaner
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2014, 11:20:14 pm »
Quote from: Marc Stock on April 16, 2014, 10:14:20 pm
she's wanting me to do the insides....now..

Euphemism?
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ben M

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Re: Wife needs a window cleaner
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2014, 11:39:07 pm »
do like me, buy her a karcher vacuum... ;)
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Tom White

Re: Wife needs a window cleaner
« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2014, 12:05:23 am »
I've never done my own windows.  You've got to train them up right.
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jk999

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Re: Wife needs a window cleaner
« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2014, 08:00:46 am »
I have a contract at mo where this company pays me to clean my own windows
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Clever Forum Name

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Re: Wife needs a window cleaner
« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2014, 08:07:21 am »
I think we should arrange "windows swap"

We all clean each others windows, if it goes well it can be lead into wives swap  ;D
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jk999

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Re: Wife needs a window cleaner
« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2014, 08:14:08 am »
Lol
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dazmond

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Re: Wife needs a window cleaner
« Reply #9 on: April 17, 2014, 08:15:22 am »
my girlfriend has a window cleaner who cleans the outsides but he s crap(charges £4-50)so i clean them properly from time to time.

i clean the insides as well! ::)roll ;D

along with jetwashing her patio,helping her with the garden,DIY jobs,give her money for food sometimes and take her and her daughter on holiday/meals out.

dont we all do this for our lady friends? ;D ;D
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price higher/work harder!

G Griffin

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Re: Wife needs a window cleaner
« Reply #10 on: April 17, 2014, 08:16:37 am »
Quote from: ben M on April 16, 2014, 11:39:07 pm
do like me, buy her a karcher vacuum... ;)
For her birthday or Christmas.
She'll stop asking.
And change the locks and throw your stuff out.
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G Griffin

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Re: Wife needs a window cleaner
« Reply #11 on: April 17, 2014, 08:18:07 am »
Quote from: dazmond on April 17, 2014, 08:15:22 am
my girlfriend has a window cleaner who cleans the outsides but he s crap(charges £4-50)so i clean them properly from time to time.

i clean the insides as well! ::)roll ;D

along with jetwashing her patio,helping her with the garden,DIY jobs,give her money for food sometimes and take her and her daughter on holiday/meals out.

dont we all do this for our lady friends? ;D ;D
Course we do but we're talking about wives.
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dazmond

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Re: Wife needs a window cleaner
« Reply #12 on: April 17, 2014, 08:30:15 am »
whats a wife lads? ;D ;D ;D
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G Griffin

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Re: Wife needs a window cleaner
« Reply #13 on: April 17, 2014, 08:46:06 am »
Quote from: dazmond on April 17, 2014, 08:30:15 am
whats a wife lads? ;D ;D ;D
Remember that fibreglass pole you had?
A bit like that. 
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DaveG

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Re: Wife needs a window cleaner
« Reply #14 on: April 17, 2014, 05:13:38 pm »
Quote from: G Griffin on April 17, 2014, 08:46:06 am
Quote from: dazmond on April 17, 2014, 08:30:15 am
whats a wife lads? ;D ;D ;D
Remember that fibreglass pole you had?
A bit like that. 

pmsl!!

 ;D ;D ;D
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elite mike

Re: Wife needs a window cleaner
« Reply #15 on: April 17, 2014, 07:51:52 pm »
Quote from: Tosh on April 17, 2014, 12:05:23 am
I've never done my own windows.  You've got to train them up right.

ehh hmmm  ;)
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Don Kee

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Re: Wife needs a window cleaner
« Reply #16 on: April 17, 2014, 07:53:51 pm »
Quote from: Pure H20 Services on April 17, 2014, 08:07:21 am
I think we should arrange "windows swap"

We all clean each others windows, if it goes well it can be lead into wives swap  ;D

Just about want my own, why would i want someone else's?!?!
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stig

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Re: Wife needs a window cleaner
« Reply #17 on: April 17, 2014, 08:07:28 pm »
Quote from: Pure H20 Services on April 17, 2014, 08:07:21 am
I think we should arrange "windows swap"

We all clean each others windows, if it goes well it can be lead into wives swap  ;D
your bloody welcome to mine ( mum in law comes with her though)
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G Griffin

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Re: Wife needs a window cleaner
« Reply #18 on: April 17, 2014, 09:44:26 pm »
Quote from: stig on April 17, 2014, 08:07:28 pm
Quote from: Pure H20 Services on April 17, 2014, 08:07:21 am
I think we should arrange "windows swap"

We all clean each others windows, if it goes well it can be lead into wives swap  ;D
your bloody welcome to mine ( mum in law comes with her though)
At the same time?
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stig

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Re: Wife needs a window cleaner
« Reply #19 on: April 17, 2014, 10:03:31 pm »
For keeps..... ;D
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