[Window Lickers]

Turned up to do a regular clean today at a house on the edge of town, in it's own grounds. The woman is in on every occasion we've turned up and pays with cash. She's about 40 and Russian.


We started cleaning and she appears at the front door dressed in a short white towelling robe, fishnet stockings and heels.


She says 'Oh hi, I'll pay you now as I'm with a client. Have a happy Easter' 

'You too' says I. 

[bobplum]

payment in kind???

[elite mike]

 

[George P]

what address did yuo say 

[G Griffin]

I'd have got the ladders out and tradded it.
Twice. 

[stuart mc]

I'd have got the ladders out and tradded it.
Twice. 

why do you like watching fat sweaty mean like geoff going at it

[Window Lickers]

I'd have got the ladders out and tradded it.
Twice. 

No need. The action was going on downstairs.


I bet the punter was impressed 

[G Griffin]

I'd have got the ladders out and tradded it.
Twice. 

why do you like watching fat sweaty mean like geoff going at it

Oh yes. But knowing my luck the Russian would keep getting in the way.

[stuart mc]

I'd have got the ladders out and tradded it.
Twice. 

why do you like watching fat sweaty mean like geoff going at it

Oh yes. But knowing my luck the Russian would keep getting in the way.

[G Griffin]

I'd have got the ladders out and tradded it.
Twice. 

No need. The action was going on downstairs.


I bet the punter was impressed 

I bet nobody could concentrate on what they were supposed to be doing  .

[Window Lickers]

I bet her insides are dirty  

I bet there's lots of smears too.  


The image below is purely for educational purposes.   

[LT carpet cleaning]

She needs make up. Lots of make up. Is she 60+?

[Window Lickers]

I don't know what her rates are mate. You'll have to ask her yourself, I wasn't going to.


 

[LT carpet cleaning]

I don't know what her rates are mate. You'll have to ask her yourself, I wasn't going to.


 

 

[G Griffin]

She needs make up. Lots of make up. Is she 60+?

No, that's Geoff; the client.

[robertphil]

russians no wat theyre doin ,i can vouch for that . dont accept east european,look better but  not so good

[LT carpet cleaning]

russians no wat theyre doin ,i can vouch for that . dont accept east european,look better but  not so good

Eh?

[andyM]

Her front door looks all wet.
Do the clients have to enter through her back door?

[H20cleaning]

This is why i have a gopro camera attached to my clx

[Window Lickers]

russians no wat theyre doin ,i can vouch for that . dont accept east european,look better but  not so good

Eh?

He pays for sex. With a prostitute, is what he means.

I guess its a bit like throwing a chip up the high street. In his case more like a sliver of bamboo though.