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Window Lickers

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Interesting one today.
« on: April 14, 2014, 08:28:13 pm »
Turned up to do a regular clean today at a house on the edge of town, in it's own grounds. The woman is in on every occasion we've turned up and pays with cash. She's about 40 and Russian.


We started cleaning and she appears at the front door dressed in a short white towelling robe, fishnet stockings and heels.


She says 'Oh hi, I'll pay you now as I'm with a client. Have a happy Easter'  :o :o :o :o :o

'You too' says I.  ;D
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Quote from: C o z y on January 10, 2015, 05:01:20 pm
Liberace's ex looking to meet well built men for cottaging meets.

bobplum

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Re: Interesting one today.
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2014, 08:29:13 pm »
payment in kind???
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elite mike

Re: Interesting one today.
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2014, 08:31:25 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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George P

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Re: Interesting one today.
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2014, 08:53:59 pm »
what address did yuo say  ;D
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G Griffin

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Re: Interesting one today.
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2014, 09:34:59 pm »
I'd have got the ladders out and tradded it.
Twice. 
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stuart mc

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Re: Interesting one today.
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2014, 09:53:40 pm »
Quote from: G Griffin on April 14, 2014, 09:34:59 pm
I'd have got the ladders out and tradded it.
Twice. 

why do you like watching fat sweaty mean like geoff going at it ;D :o
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Window Lickers

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Re: Interesting one today.
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2014, 09:57:15 pm »
Quote from: G Griffin on April 14, 2014, 09:34:59 pm
I'd have got the ladders out and tradded it.
Twice. 


No need. The action was going on downstairs.


I bet the punter was impressed  ;D
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Quote from: C o z y on January 10, 2015, 05:01:20 pm
Liberace's ex looking to meet well built men for cottaging meets.

G Griffin

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Re: Interesting one today.
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2014, 09:58:07 pm »
Quote from: stuart mc on April 14, 2014, 09:53:40 pm
Quote from: G Griffin on April 14, 2014, 09:34:59 pm
I'd have got the ladders out and tradded it.
Twice. 

why do you like watching fat sweaty mean like geoff going at it ;D :o
Oh yes. But knowing my luck the Russian would keep getting in the way.
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stuart mc

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Re: Interesting one today.
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2014, 09:59:00 pm »
Quote from: G Griffin on April 14, 2014, 09:58:07 pm
Quote from: stuart mc on April 14, 2014, 09:53:40 pm
Quote from: G Griffin on April 14, 2014, 09:34:59 pm
I'd have got the ladders out and tradded it.
Twice. 

why do you like watching fat sweaty mean like geoff going at it ;D :o
Oh yes. But knowing my luck the Russian would keep getting in the way.
;D
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G Griffin

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Re: Interesting one today.
« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2014, 10:03:45 pm »
Quote from: Not God. on April 14, 2014, 09:57:15 pm
Quote from: G Griffin on April 14, 2014, 09:34:59 pm
I'd have got the ladders out and tradded it.
Twice. 


No need. The action was going on downstairs.


I bet the punter was impressed  ;D
I bet nobody could concentrate on what they were supposed to be doing  ;D.
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Window Lickers

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Re: Interesting one today.
« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2014, 11:39:43 pm »
I bet her insides are dirty  ;D

I bet there's lots of smears too.  ;D


The image below is purely for educational purposes.    8)

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Quote from: C o z y on January 10, 2015, 05:01:20 pm
Liberace's ex looking to meet well built men for cottaging meets.

LT carpet cleaning

Re: Interesting one today.
« Reply #11 on: April 15, 2014, 05:22:06 am »
She needs make up. Lots of make up. Is she 60+?
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Window Lickers

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Re: Interesting one today.
« Reply #12 on: April 15, 2014, 07:55:15 am »
I don't know what her rates are mate. You'll have to ask her yourself, I wasn't going to.


 :-*
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Quote from: C o z y on January 10, 2015, 05:01:20 pm
Liberace's ex looking to meet well built men for cottaging meets.

LT carpet cleaning

Re: Interesting one today.
« Reply #13 on: April 15, 2014, 08:09:41 am »
Quote from: Not God. on April 15, 2014, 07:55:15 am
I don't know what her rates are mate. You'll have to ask her yourself, I wasn't going to.


 :-*

 ;D
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G Griffin

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Re: Interesting one today.
« Reply #14 on: April 15, 2014, 08:19:40 am »
Quote from: Hummer on April 15, 2014, 05:22:06 am
She needs make up. Lots of make up. Is she 60+?
No, that's Geoff; the client.
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robertphil

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Re: Interesting one today.
« Reply #15 on: April 15, 2014, 08:25:30 am »
russians no wat theyre doin ,i can vouch for that . dont accept east european,look better but  not so good
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LT carpet cleaning

Re: Interesting one today.
« Reply #16 on: April 15, 2014, 08:41:49 am »
Quote from: robertphil on April 15, 2014, 08:25:30 am
russians no wat theyre doin ,i can vouch for that . dont accept east european,look better but  not so good

Eh? ???
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andyM

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Re: Interesting one today.
« Reply #17 on: April 15, 2014, 08:47:21 am »
Her front door looks all wet.
Do the clients have to enter through her back door?
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One of the Plebs

H20cleaning

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Re: Interesting one today.
« Reply #18 on: April 15, 2014, 08:47:26 am »
This is why i have a gopro camera attached to my clx
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Window Lickers

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Re: Interesting one today.
« Reply #19 on: April 15, 2014, 01:05:31 pm »
Quote from: Hummer on April 15, 2014, 08:41:49 am
Quote from: robertphil on April 15, 2014, 08:25:30 am
russians no wat theyre doin ,i can vouch for that . dont accept east european,look better but  not so good

Eh? ???

He pays for sex. With a prostitute, is what he means.

I guess its a bit like throwing a chip up the high street. In his case more like a sliver of bamboo though.
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Quote from: C o z y on January 10, 2015, 05:01:20 pm
Liberace's ex looking to meet well built men for cottaging meets.
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