[Perfect Windows]

http://goo.gl/maps/HsCTD

[8weekly]

Brilliant.

I have some identical house to that to clean.

[Clever Forum Name]

What am I looking at 

[paul ette]

God it's not just me then, poxy stuff gets caught on everything. Can't believe it was found on google maps,

[Perfect Windows]

What am I looking at 

Some poor sod with a tangled hose, immortalised on Google Earth.

Vin

[Perfect Windows]

God it's not just me then, poxy stuff gets caught on everything. Can't believe it was found on google maps,

I was just checking out the address of a new clean.

Vin

[8weekly]

Car tyres and wheelie bins do me 'ead in.

[paul ette]

Usually goes plant, then wheelie bin then car tyre, by then I've lost it

[Clever Forum Name]

Ah ok i see what you mean now, i seem to work ok with the hose.

[Simon Mess]

Ah ok i see what you mean now, i seem to work ok with the hose.

What's your secret then?!

[Perfect Windows]

All we need is for Alex to invent a four dimensional hose.  It's impossible to tangle a four dimensional hose in three dimensions, as you'd just be able to pull it through any obstacle without it actually passing through it in any meaningful sense.

All you need is a hose that is movable in time as well as space.  So, effectively, you'd just pull the hose through the space currently occupied by the wheelie bin wheel at a time when it wasn't there.  In our pitiful three-dimensional perspective it would appear to pass through the wheel.   A suitably temporally flexible hose would do the job.

Come on Alex, how hard can it be?

Vin

[Don Kee]

All we need is for Alex to invent a four dimensional hose.  It's impossible to tangle a four dimensional hose in three dimensions, as you'd just be able to pull it through any obstacle without it actually passing through it in any meaningful sense.

All you need is a hose that is movable in time as well as space.  So, effectively, you'd just pull the hose through the space currently occupied by the wheelie bin wheel at a time when it wasn't there.  In our pitiful three-dimensional perspective it would appear to pass through the wheel.   A suitably temporally flexible hose would do the job.

Come on Alex, how hard can it be?

Vin

So you basically want him to invent a tardis...??

[Perfect Windows]

All we need is for Alex to invent a four dimensional hose.  It's impossible to tangle a four dimensional hose in three dimensions, as you'd just be able to pull it through any obstacle without it actually passing through it in any meaningful sense.

All you need is a hose that is movable in time as well as space.  So, effectively, you'd just pull the hose through the space currently occupied by the wheelie bin wheel at a time when it wasn't there.  In our pitiful three-dimensional perspective it would appear to pass through the wheel.   A suitably temporally flexible hose would do the job.

Come on Alex, how hard can it be?

Vin

So you basically want him to invent a tardis...??

No, that would be daft.  Just a time flexible hose.  I'd do it but I'm too busy.

Vin

[Alex Gardiner]

All we need is for Alex to invent a four dimensional hose.  It's impossible to tangle a four dimensional hose in three dimensions, as you'd just be able to pull it through any obstacle without it actually passing through it in any meaningful sense.

All you need is a hose that is movable in time as well as space.  So, effectively, you'd just pull the hose through the space currently occupied by the wheelie bin wheel at a time when it wasn't there.  In our pitiful three-dimensional perspective it would appear to pass through the wheel.   A suitably temporally flexible hose would do the job.

Come on Alex, how hard can it be?

Vin

I have just had a sample of our new 4D Microbore™ hose delivered to my office today. It arrived 3 weeks before I had ordered it and 2 years before I had decided to invent it - great stuff 

[Perfect Windows]

I'll order some next week for delivery four years ago and I'll always have been using it so I won't need to start this thread.

Vin

[robbo333]

Spray all your hose with dry lube and it never gets caught on anything 

[Neil Gornall]

This fella doesn't have to worry about tangled hose. He just has to worry about where he has left all his ladders and steps. 

http://tinyurl.com/o5ydp7h

[8weekly]

This fella doesn't have to worry about tangled hose. He just has to worry about where he has left all his ladders and steps. 

http://tinyurl.com/o5ydp7h

Scrims drying everywhere!

[C o z y]

Spray all your hose with dry lube and it never gets caught on anything 

Sounds like something Matt Bateman would use.

[Window Lickers]

Mong!