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Lee Burbidge

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Peed in the customers garden
« on: February 21, 2014, 09:58:45 pm »
Have you ever been caught short and peed in a customers garden? If so where do you pee and what do you look for? lol

bobplum

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Re: Peed in the customers garden
« Reply #1 on: February 21, 2014, 10:05:02 pm »
no never been caught ;D

 i try and find a washing line with female underwear on it and i find if i can get my head in some of the knickers this helps to relax while i urinate and the other benefit is i cant see anyone i so i assume they cant see me

Lee Burbidge

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Re: Peed in the customers garden
« Reply #2 on: February 21, 2014, 10:08:49 pm »
no never been caught ;D

 i try and find a washing line with female underwear on it and i find if i can get my head in some of the knickers this helps to relax while i urinate and the other benefit is i cant see anyone i so i assume they cant see me

Head in knickers with your d*** in your hand. What a strange site for the home owner to discover... lol

robertphil

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Re: Peed in the customers garden
« Reply #3 on: February 21, 2014, 10:10:45 pm »
up on the roof is a pretty good place ,[flat roof]

that reminds me, i used to do this old guys windows and he warned me never to walk the slopin roof at back of his extension as was greasey .  i could see it was

  one day in high summer i smelled an awful pong so i looked around and then upwards   - guess what ,he had been tippin his commode pot out the bedroom window onto the slopin roof and the gutter was full to the brim o sh/t

dazmond

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Re: Peed in the customers garden
« Reply #4 on: February 21, 2014, 10:24:13 pm »
the back drains.ive never been caught in 21 years of window cleaning!i only need to go for a pee max twice a day when out at work. ;D

obviously i only use customers back drains that are out!ill have to watch myself in future on some properties as some have cameras! ;D
price higher/work harder!

davids3511

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Re: Peed in the customers garden
« Reply #5 on: February 21, 2014, 10:35:59 pm »
no never been caught ;D

 i try and find a washing line with female underwear on it and i find if i can get my head in some of the knickers this helps to relax while i urinate and the other benefit is i cant see anyone i so i assume they cant see me
Dear god, I can't get the image out of my mind

MATT BATEMAN (OWC)

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Re: Peed in the customers garden
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2014, 10:06:53 am »
It's not the ping Cozy needs to be watchful of when he's working it's the farting.



GmeisterW

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Re: Peed in the customers garden
« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2014, 12:32:33 pm »
I peed in someones garden once then (behin a shed) then another time(diff custie)  in the drain..,right next to back door...but on both accaisions both customers were in!
I thought they were out as no signs of them in!

Lucky me they didnt notice!

Just make sure no ones in and go in a blind spot!

oldman

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Re: Peed in the customers garden
« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2014, 12:41:57 pm »

and what do you look for? lol



Stingy-nettles  ;D.

Dave Willis

Re: Peed in the customers garden
« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2014, 03:44:34 pm »
I normally have to look for my willy.

robbo333

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Re: Peed in the customers garden
« Reply #10 on: February 22, 2014, 04:56:50 pm »
I went into a bit of a daydream while I was peeing, forgot myself, thought I had my pole in my hand and carried on cleaning. Managed the downstairs anyway.  ;D
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Lee Burbidge

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Re: Peed in the customers garden
« Reply #11 on: February 26, 2014, 05:03:30 pm »
I normally have to look for my willy.

I have met ya so I can believe that lmao

Dave Willis

Re: Peed in the customers garden
« Reply #12 on: February 26, 2014, 05:24:39 pm »
You haven't  ???

dannymack

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Re: Peed in the customers garden
« Reply #13 on: February 26, 2014, 07:38:39 pm »
I think your taking the PEE Lee lol !!! 👍🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧👍

Lee Burbidge

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Re: Peed in the customers garden
« Reply #14 on: February 27, 2014, 06:42:55 am »
You haven't  ???

Wrong Willis then, but you know what? That was too funny I just gonna pretend I have met you lmao

Lee Burbidge

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Re: Peed in the customers garden
« Reply #15 on: February 27, 2014, 06:43:21 am »
I think your taking the PEE Lee lol !!! 👍🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧👍

lmao

Mist A Bit

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Re: Peed in the customers garden
« Reply #16 on: February 27, 2014, 12:59:58 pm »
I have been caught once at the side of her house
And she apologized for seeing me. Was embarrassing
I told her I couldnt wait any longer, still a customer now
So dont think she minded to much.