[ben M]

The joys of working in the country side 

+1

[Frankybadboy]

I just pee into me bag 

[squeegee master]

Taken a dump in my van a few times  double bin bags and a bucket

[[GQC] Tim]

4 times a day at work? get down the doctors mate.

Needing to pee 4 times during a working day is not excessive, if you dont pee that much, you probably are not keeping yourself properly hydrated. Your pee should be clear, or as near as dammit, if it is noticeably yellow, you are not drinking enough.

Average is 4, as i have been down the docs recently about this, OP could be peeing twice in the morning and twice at night. Meaning double the average a day.

A man needs between 2.2-3.7 litres of water a day, even more when very active. Some of that will come from food, but it's not much.

For me personally going 4 times a day is a sign I'm not staying properly hydrated. If your pee isn't clear or very slightly yellowy you are not drinking enough. I go about twice during a working day and I can't say I keep myself hydrated enough. If I'd work in an office or when I am at home I'd easily drink much more during the day.

[Paul Coleman]

P in the water tank.  Gives a bit of extra cleaning power.  Charge extra for it.

[Stephen.C]

Local shopping centers, petrol stations or when all else fails, bucket in the back of the van. I don't like using public toilets, they're full of men like Matt Bateman wearing wet suits and staring at your willy.  

I know what you mean Cozy, his favorite hang out now is Fat Joe's on the A30 just lately.

[PoleKing]

Take a 2 litre bottle of water/juice/squash to work every day.
Have a quick swig each time you get in the van.
1st week, probably struggle to finish it in a day.
2nd week on, it'll be gone by lunchtime.
4 wees a day is fine.
As already posted, needs to be straw coloured at worst. Lighter-fine. Darker, you're dehydrated. You'll end up with kidney stones/problems/failure if done regularly.
Not enough wees? Bad back? Could be kidneys...
I have about 4 or 5 coffee's or tea's, berocca in 1/2 pint of water in the morning and 2 litres of flavoured water (it's essentially squash without colour), seems sufficient to me.
(I do get some grief about my caffeine intake from my brother-in-law though)

[elite mike]

i had a certain church to clean last year and the call  of nature shouted to me 

all i can say is , god forgive me     

[PoleKing]

i had a certain church to clean last year and the call  of nature shouted to me 

all i can say is , god forgive me     

Did you deficate in the font at Westminster Abbey?
Dirty boy.

[C o z y]

Local shopping centers, petrol stations or when all else fails, bucket in the back of the van. I don't like using public toilets, they're full of men like Matt Bateman wearing wet suits and staring at your willy.  

I know what you mean Cozy, his favorite hang out now is Fat Joe's on the A30 just lately.

 

[MATT BATEMAN (OWC)]

Better than the Chocolate Bum Hole Gay F@g Burger Bar Cozy the Mincer 'hangs out' in.

[C o z y]

Oakley Window Cleaning HQ. 

[MATT BATEMAN (OWC)]

PMSL.   

Very good!

[Tony Edwards]

In a bush or nearby field

If a big house behind a tree in custys garden

[C o z y]

[MATT BATEMAN (OWC)]

 

[Klean07]

Usually wait until I'm near mrs Jones' house at number 62, (she's never in) nip round the back and pee in the pond.

Plus 1

[C o z y]

So how many windies are using Mrs Jones's pond?   No doubt Bateman hangs around there to willy watch.   Must be like VAN FEST at nr 62

[Don Kee]

Usually wait until I'm near mrs Jones' house at number 62, (she's never in) nip round the back and pee in the pond.

Plus 1

Ita not literal cozy, its code for dogging....

'I'm just off to mrs jones' dear......''

[C o z y]

Usually wait until I'm near mrs Jones' house at number 62, (she's never in) nip round the back and pee in the pond.

Plus 1

Ita not literal cozy, its code for dogging....

'I'm just off to mrs jones' dear......''