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Mr Sparkle

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When nature calls!
« on: February 07, 2014, 01:37:06 pm »
Hi guys how do you get in when nature calls and you bladder is full and you've got to go?   I personally have an empty bottle in the van and every few hours I have to get in the back off my van and let it all out. I must go about 4 times a day! How do people get on who only work out of a car?  I have some strange looks sometimes when I jump in my van and lock the doors lol

Re: When nature calls!
« Reply #1 on: February 07, 2014, 01:45:49 pm »
McDonalds rest room or the local pub.

C o z y

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Re: When nature calls!
« Reply #2 on: February 07, 2014, 03:30:47 pm »
Local shopping centers, petrol stations or when all else fails, bucket in the back of the van. I don't like using public toilets, they're full of men like Matt Bateman wearing wet suits and staring at your willy.  :(
No still don't understand, I must be thick

deeege

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Re: When nature calls!
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2014, 03:50:00 pm »
Usually wait until I'm near mrs Jones' house at number 62, (she's never in) nip round the back and pee in the pond.
"....and it's lend me ten pounds, I'll buy you a drink, and mother wake me early in the morning."

DaveG

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Re: When nature calls!
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2014, 04:36:11 pm »
Usually wait until I'm near mrs Jones' house at number 62, (she's never in) nip round the back and pee in the pond.

+1  ;D

You can't polish a turd

C o z y

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Re: When nature calls!
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2014, 04:37:44 pm »
Usually wait until I'm near mrs Jones' house at number 62, (she's never in) nip round the back and pee in the pond.

+1  ;D



What, Mrs Jones has two windies pi$$ing in her pond? Poor cow  :(
No still don't understand, I must be thick

bobplum

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Re: When nature calls!
« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2014, 04:39:08 pm »
Hi guys how do you get in when nature calls and you bladder is full and you've got to go?   I personally have an empty bottle in the van and every few hours I have to get in the back off my van and let it all out. I must go about 4 times a day! How do people get on who only work out of a car?  I have some strange looks sometimes when I jump in my van and lock the doors lol

bottle

Mr Sparkle

  • Posts: 263
Re: When nature calls!
« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2014, 05:02:56 pm »
It's a big bottle bobplum  ;)

dazmond

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Re: When nature calls!
« Reply #8 on: February 07, 2014, 05:19:04 pm »
use a back drain of a customers house if their out!i usually only need to have a pee once or twice while im out working during the day.

ive never been caught in 21 years of window cleaning!! ;D ;D ;D
price higher/work harder!

gary999

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Re: When nature calls!
« Reply #9 on: February 07, 2014, 05:44:34 pm »
never needed to go when out,go before i leave and when i get back

in winter i have the odd sip of water while im out and thats it

Bloody weaklings ;D

A & J Owen Window Cleaning

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Re: When nature calls!
« Reply #10 on: February 07, 2014, 05:54:10 pm »
a nice evergreen shrub . or pee in ya bucket then wash winds ;D ;D

PurefectWindowCleaning

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Re: When nature calls!
« Reply #11 on: February 07, 2014, 05:56:18 pm »
The joys of working in the country side  ;D ;)

MATT BATEMAN (OWC)

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Re: When nature calls!
« Reply #12 on: February 07, 2014, 06:07:48 pm »


You need to start worrying when you've got to rub one out and the custards are in. It's no good asking to use their indoor loo then. Now that's taking liberties.

 ;)

H20cleaning

  • Posts: 2098
Re: When nature calls!
« Reply #13 on: February 07, 2014, 06:09:11 pm »
I once had a pee in a energy drink bottle and forget about it, i then found it about 2 weeks later infront of all my mates.
One if them only dared one of my friend to drink it for £5.00... And he did  :-X

colin bird

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Re: When nature calls!
« Reply #14 on: February 07, 2014, 06:26:37 pm »
Jug in back of van,use it when I arrive at a job,leave in van whilst cleaning that customer,when finished job,empty jug on road,works for me

Simon Mess

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Re: When nature calls!
« Reply #15 on: February 07, 2014, 06:33:29 pm »
Fabric conditioner bottle, nice wide opening, lean in the back of the van, pull the door round a bit behind you, if you think you need a bit of extra privacy, jobs a good 'un ;)

Clever Forum Name

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Re: When nature calls!
« Reply #16 on: February 07, 2014, 06:39:18 pm »
4 times a day at work? get down the doctors mate.

Simon Mess

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Re: When nature calls!
« Reply #17 on: February 07, 2014, 07:16:14 pm »
4 times a day at work? get down the doctors mate.

Needing to pee 4 times during a working day is not excessive, if you dont pee that much, you probably are not keeping yourself properly hydrated. Your pee should be clear, or as near as dammit, if it is noticeably yellow, you are not drinking enough.

Clever Forum Name

  • Posts: 5942
Re: When nature calls!
« Reply #18 on: February 07, 2014, 07:20:24 pm »
4 times a day at work? get down the doctors mate.

Needing to pee 4 times during a working day is not excessive, if you dont pee that much, you probably are not keeping yourself properly hydrated. Your pee should be clear, or as near as dammit, if it is noticeably yellow, you are not drinking enough.

Average is 4, as i have been down the docs recently about this, OP could be peeing twice in the morning and twice at night. Meaning double the average a day.

H20cleaning

  • Posts: 2098
Re: When nature calls!
« Reply #19 on: February 07, 2014, 08:11:31 pm »
He might use fosters as his drink at work! Leave the guy alone every breaks the seal;)