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Mist A Bit

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customers toilet
« on: December 31, 2013, 04:07:45 pm »
Would it be considered rude to have a great steaming dump in customers toilet, don't mind doing no1's
But sometimes have to travel if bursting for a dump.

wfp master

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Re: customers toilet
« Reply #1 on: December 31, 2013, 04:12:51 pm »

Jonny 87

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Re: customers toilet
« Reply #2 on: December 31, 2013, 04:14:16 pm »
Definitely a no no.  ;D

After you did that, you would always be known to them as "that window cleaner that left a great big Christmas log"

That's a rep you would never live down.

 ;D
Vision Technician / Visual Engineer /  Vision Enhancement Operative /...........................................................OnlyUseMeWFP AkA Jonny the Windy Wesher

Don Kee

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Re: customers toilet
« Reply #3 on: December 31, 2013, 04:15:19 pm »
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I'm lost for words......started on the pop already...?
Why don't you have a quick google before making stupid comments?

Mist A Bit

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Re: customers toilet
« Reply #4 on: December 31, 2013, 04:18:35 pm »
Someone was complaining about posting the same thing all the time so I'm trying some different questions , this question is a serious matter regarding customer relations

Don Kee

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Re: customers toilet
« Reply #5 on: December 31, 2013, 04:23:22 pm »
Someone was complaining about posting the same thing all the time so I'm trying some different questions , this question is a serious matter regarding customer relations


Fair enough....guess it depends on whether your there on a rainy day or not....


 ;D
Why don't you have a quick google before making stupid comments?

rosskesava

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Re: customers toilet
« Reply #6 on: December 31, 2013, 04:32:52 pm »
'Dumping the customer' takes on a whole new meaning.
Just chant..... Hare Krsna, Hare Krsna, Krsna Krsna, Hare Hare, Hare Rama, Hare Rama, Rama Rama, Hare Hare. It's beats chanting Tory Tory or Labour Labour.

Ste b

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Re: customers toilet
« Reply #7 on: December 31, 2013, 04:53:29 pm »
The purpose of life is to have a life full of purpose

wfp master

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Re: customers toilet
« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2013, 04:55:52 pm »

C o z y

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Re: customers toilet
« Reply #9 on: December 31, 2013, 05:05:56 pm »
No still don't understand, I must be thick

elite mike

Re: customers toilet
« Reply #10 on: December 31, 2013, 06:25:55 pm »
gardens are fair game tho  ;)

AuRavelling79

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Re: customers toilet
« Reply #11 on: December 31, 2013, 06:39:05 pm »
gardens are fair game tho  ;)

I consider myself fairly cultured err ... one step up from the sink estate 'pon which I reside but I see no harm in No. 1's direct to a custies drain if out of sight.

When my nephew was tradding in London (he's gotta proper job now ;D) it was de rigeur to stand next to the kitchen window (higher cill usually) and urinate into the drain that was beneath. Being so close to the window meant he couldn't be seen by the occupants.

No.2's is a deffo no no (to use the custies bog) and I wouldn't dream of asking. However I'm usually within 5 miles of home or the M48 services anyway if I got desperate.

Oh and one of "my farms" has an outside bog and I can use that any time the custy said.
It's a game of three halves!

roundbuilder

Re: customers toilet
« Reply #12 on: December 31, 2013, 06:45:46 pm »
I always poo in customers toilets.

elite mike

Re: customers toilet
« Reply #13 on: December 31, 2013, 06:52:04 pm »
I always poo in customers toilets.

bet they call you mick hunt  ;)

Ian101

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Re: customers toilet
« Reply #14 on: December 31, 2013, 07:02:41 pm »
i have a confession type story which involves a posh £3 MILL house, me, a full bladder, tight trousers and lots of sand but as out on lash now for new year will tell u the full story tomorrow  ;D ;D

MATT BATEMAN (OWC)

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Re: customers toilet
« Reply #15 on: December 31, 2013, 07:05:24 pm »
No.2's is a deffo no no (to use the custies bog) and I wouldn't dream of asking.

Using a custards 'john' to defecate in is a definate no-no, how embarrassing to have to ask to curl one out.

My 'throne' of preference has always been the custards conifers. Out of sight out of mind.

MATT BATEMAN (OWC)

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Re: customers toilet
« Reply #16 on: December 31, 2013, 07:06:05 pm »
i have a confession type story which involves a posh £3 MILL house, me, a full bladder, tight trousers and lots of sand but as out on lash now for new year will tell u the full story tomorrow  ;D ;D

You'll have a few more to tell hopefully by then  ;)

kempy

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Re: customers toilet
« Reply #17 on: December 31, 2013, 07:07:19 pm »
In a bucket in my van , scrim to wipe .
Simple
Did this once on a hot day , carried on working .
Then about 3 hours later I put my equipment away and opened the van doors to do so , what a horrific smell .

Never leave a turd in your bucket for hours , but I had to in a dense part of my round .

C o z y

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Re: customers toilet
« Reply #18 on: December 31, 2013, 07:20:19 pm »
i have a confession type story which involves a posh £3 MILL house, me, a full bladder, tight trousers and lots of sand but as out on lash now for new year will tell u the full story tomorrow  ;D ;D

You'll have a few more to tell hopefully by then  ;)

You're known for hanging around in toilets Matt. Don't give too much info out though.  ;)
No still don't understand, I must be thick

shina

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Re: customers toilet
« Reply #19 on: December 31, 2013, 07:38:07 pm »
Saves you using your own toilet paper