[BVC]

A respected member of this forum Who shall remain nameless, Is famous in these parts For defecating in A high-end customers barn toilet and blocking it. When asked by said customer the following month Whether he was the guilty party, Our fellow member Vehemently denied Being capable of such behaviour....

Aah, replies the customer, Then the person that stole your wallet also came to my house And destroyed my outside WC!!!

If you picture the scene I'm sure you will figure out what happened.  

Lessons for life...don't eat yellow snow, don't pee into the wind and don't keep your wallet in your back pocket when you need a dump.......

[BVC]

In a bucket in my van , scrim to wipe .
Simple
Did this once on a hot day , carried on working .
Then about 3 hours later I put my equipment away and opened the van doors to do so , what a horrific smell .

Never leave a turd in your bucket for hours , but I had to in a dense part of my round .

I'm ashamed to say, ditto..  .   Man did it reek!!!

[Jonny 87]

In a bucket in my van , scrim to wipe .
Simple
Did this once on a hot day , carried on working .
Then about 3 hours later I put my equipment away and opened the van doors to do so , what a horrific smell .

Never leave a turd in your bucket for hours , but I had to in a dense part of my round .

Hahahahahah, aw man that's nasty.

Needs must though! 

[G Griffin]

tight trousers

Stop right there! 

[KS Cleaning]

Are the soil pipes that some use in there vans for holding there poles dual function then?

[Simon Mess]

When i had my first van, a swb iveco daily high roof, i would have done it in a bucket in the van (making sure to get rid of it asap!), but fortunately never had to. In my current van, a transit connect, there simply isnt the room. So far there has only been one time where i have felt 'an urgent need to visit a toilet', fortunately i was parked up near a pub having lunch, so i went there!. I would be very reluctant to ask a customer to use there toilet, what if it didnt flush and there wasnt a toilet brush?, how embarrassing would it be to have to ask for something to push it down with?!. But i guess if the situation arises, you gotta go when you gotta go!

[Richard60]

in our area .gwent the council have closed all public toilets .
due to cut backs .so sometimes its tesco or morrisons .when need arise s 

[roundbuilder]

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[Johnny B]

I don't see any reason why we can't just ask the customer if we can use their facilities. I did twice today. Honestly, who is going to say no? Except for one who told me on two separate occasions that hers was out of order. She has since, for other reasons, been dumped!
 
John

[elite mike]

I don't see any reason why we can't just ask the customer if we can use their facilities. I did twice today. Honestly, who is going to say no?

John

did you have a curry last night   

[Johnny B]

I don't see any reason why we can't just ask the customer if we can use their facilities. I did twice today. Honestly, who is going to say no?

John

did you have a curry last night   

 

John

[C o z y]

My wife works with me, and we never seem to be too far from a supermarket etc, so no probs.
We've got a  SWB Trafic, so there's an emergency bucket in the back just in case........... 

[*Hector*]

All you need is a bit of cling film.. your butty wrappings would do..

 

[CLEANCARE WC]

BVC we both know you have two storys about defication in the work place.
How funny you decided to tell that one 

Neither involved me btw readers 

[C o z y]

All you need is a bit of cling film.. your butty wrappings would do..

 

I'm not Royal Signals trained in that Dept 

[*Hector*]

You were obviously in an Inferior Corps then Cozy 

[C o z y]

Yeah, OK    Matt Bateman is the toilet specialist on here. He hangs around public toilets every weekend.

[BVC]

BVC we both know you have two storys about defication in the work place.
How funny you decided to tell that one 

Neither involved me btw readers 

I set em up you smash em out the park. The stage is yours bro, do it justice though!