Mine is "Hi, it's the window cleaner, I'll be over tomorrow can you leave the gate unlocked for me please. Thank you". Some reply, some don't, some unlock the gate, some forget! Sometimes I turn up and they say oooh I forgot you were coming - yeah thanks, way to make me feel special....! I prefer texting to ringing them and asking the same question every 6 weeks! I regularly see most of my customers so generally don't get any problems with this, but I much prefer not having to contact at all as it increases the flexibility of your day.
One customer always makes me laugh - "When will you be over roughly?", "In the afternoon I think", "So after 12 then?" Er yes love, that's commonly known as the afternoon. Or "late morning I think", "so about 12?" er no love, coz that's the afternoon/lunchtime !
Is it just me that gets irritated when people on the phone recite what you say? I call to ask them to unlock the gate (if I didn't get their mobile number) "Hi it's Chris the window cleaner", they reply "Hello Chris the window cleaner" every time, for years. People are weird
Thanks for the tip about closing windows, that's not something I would've thought of until I'd squirted water into their bedroom haha. As a trad I just close them with my A frame, carefully apparently, a lady walking past recently commended me on the care I'd taken