So I decided I wouldn't do their windows but didn't go or phone and so did the road today and I hoped to sneak away without being seen but Mr. X comes up the road and asks DtM if we're doing his windows. Dan calls me over and with a sinking feeling I politely and quietly explain that I wasn't going to do their windows and that there were a couple of reasons but that the main one was being called back about scratches.
He was almost in tears and explained that it was down to his wife and how she was under a lot of stress and he knew that it couldn't have been us and that it was probably the last window cleaners or painters and that he was "truly sorry" but if that was my decision then fair enough he understood.
I felt pretty bad myself but as he hadn't actually asked me to reconsider I let it lie, breathed a sigh of relief and carried on cleaning where I was.
5 minutes later up comes Mrs X and talks to me from over the garden wall - her in the road, me in the garden and she's almost in tears too! Oh, I'm so sorry! I wouldn't hurt your feelings, I'm under a lot of stress, please please keep on doing my windows, please Malcolm please.
So I gently explain that it's not pleasant when you are under such scrutiny and that it's not just that but you've asked me not to clean when you went away twice now and you've put anti climbing stuff on your fence top so I didn't look forward to cleaning for you ...
Oh please, I beg you ... I'm begging you ... and she's crying now. DtM is hopping from foot to foot, I feel a right cad and she says I can call every month without fail and she's so sorry etc etc. I couldn't believe my ears or my eyes!
So I relented and took her back on.
When I finished he pays me and apologises again and I tell him - look it's all water under the bridge, let's move on - and then she comes out and says she's had an operation and she's stressed out and so very very sorry and will I come again please, please - I beg you etc.
In nearly twenty years cleaning windows I've never known the like! I feel quite gutted for them that my cleaning their windows is so hugely important to them at this time of their lives.