[Nick_Thompson]

Have you ever noticed, that some days you find yourself humming or whistling one particular tune over and over again, all day long? You're not really thinking much about the song, you just keep repeating it.

Well, today I've been humming Amy Winehouse's, They tried to make me go to rehab, all day long. The only problem with that was, for two hours earlier on today I was cleaning a rehabilitation centre.

I didn't twig the connection until I was actually driving away from the centre and it was precisely at that point that I realised that those slight facial contusions that some of the clients were wearing weren't the result of painful flatulence, no... they were the consequence of disdain!

[stuart mc]

nope

[Ian Lancaster]

114 views and not one expression of gratitude.

Allow me to rectify that: please be advised my spirits have been satisfyingly elevated

[Jonny 87]

I enjoyed this post too.

Luckily I've never done this myself yet, I do whistle and Hum random tunes though. I've just got lucky they aren't inappropriate.